chicken cow

A beast that comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero. It can rip your head off, it can fly as high as a bird, and it can bite your face. It has killed as many as 100,000 people. It can also stab you in the ass.

The chicken cow attacked my brother. It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold. His ass was frost bitten. His ass was also numb.

chicken cow by willisisgod April 25, 2003

Chicken Cow

The extremely dangerous Chicken Cow as defined by the late musician and artist Wesley Willis is a beast that only comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero and is known for breaking glass and attacking his brother by stabbing him in the ass on at least 1 occasion (possibly with a knife or it's beak). Wesley notes that the animal has killed at least 100,000 people. It is also desribed as having a tendancy towards decapitating its victims or "rip your head off" as Wesley puts it. Physical description was never provided about the animal but, it's assumed that it has the head of a cow and the lower body and wings of a chicken due to its ability to fly and capability of jumping as high as a bird.

"This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb... The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow The Chicken Cow"

--Wesley Willis

Chicken Cow by J. Barger April 3, 2008

chicken cow

The act of channeling all the power of the great Wesley (RIP), into your foot and nailing someone in the balls with vomet-producing force.

Tasker and Jeremy decided to call upon all of the power of the late Wesley and lay a dual chicken cow onto the testes of Max. The three of them shortly died thereafter.

chicken cow by Jimmee Dean May 1, 2005

chicken cow

the harmless friend of catdog

chicken cow and catdog went to s slumber party

chicken cow by Norman November 29, 2003

brown chicken brown cow 

A farm joke thats said in the bow chicka bow wow

whats the sexiest animals on the farm?
brown chicken brown cow

brown chicken brown cow by moh.knee.ka May 13, 2008

Brown chicken brown cow 

Another way of saying Bow chica bow wow

Use brown chicken brown cow in situations were saying bow chica bow wow is not needed

Brown chicken brown cow by RvsBcaboose February 17, 2009

Brown Chicken Brown Cow 

Popular Seventies porn riff...Punch line to joke...A company in Denver, CO.

What did the farmer say when he saw two random farm animals getting it on??

"Brown Chicken Brown Cow"

Brown Chicken Brown Cow by Risin May 13, 2009