It's chicken. It's enjoyable. NO NEED FOR EXPLANATION JUST EAT IT AND HAVE ORGASMS IN YOUR MOUTH!
guy: 'yo man life sucks i just dont get any enjoyment anymore =('
jollibee: 'i got chickenjoy man'
guy: 'OH SNAP I LOVE LIFE NOW! I JUST HAD AN ORGASM IN MY MOUTH!'
Army term for meat. It is used in every dish that the army make in garrison.
PFC: Yo I got the chickenbeef pot pie today what did you get seargent?
SGT: I got the chickenbeef stew but, now I wish I had gotten the chickenbeef burrito instead
At most Nascar Racetracks,the backstretch is call Chickenbone Alley.Mainly because these are usually the cheap seats where fans sit.Term derived from Rednecks throwing chickenbones down toward the track during the race.
The act of facing the side of someones body, suddenly bending down and opening you're legs around theirs and shouting 'CHICKENDAWGGGGGGGG' in a loud high pitch voice. This can be randomly done to anyone for laughs.
Hannah: so yeah, i was talking to that guy from lastnight and....
Alyss: CHICKENDAWWWWWWWWWG
Hannah: shit, just got chickendawged.
Any person who is a proponent of a war while not enlisting and going off to fight in said war. A kind of hypocrite. Really, a chickenhawk is one who says: "it's okay for other mother's sons and children's fathers to go off and get shot, dismembered and incinerated, but me, I'm too much of a wilting daisy to go off and break a nail trying to load one of those gun thingies."
My campus is swarming with chickenhawks. They wave signs saying "support our troops," but ask them to sign their flabby asses up and go take the risks they demand others take, they run like sissy cowards and cheer for Bush while the Tigris runs red with the blood of braver men.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.