Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for
masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all
one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I
hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the
one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget
friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels,
test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
