Chicken.com 

Chicken.com is a watermelon who fused genetically with luke skywalkers blue milk that ate a chicken

Chicken.com is used as an insult
Person 1: OOF
Person 2: No u
Peeron 1: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhhh (hair turns yellow)
CCCCHHHHIIIICCCCKKKKEEENNN...CCCOOOMMM

Chicken.com by Super melon saiyan that is jfr July 16, 2018

the chicken man cometh 

When someone named Scott enters your home and devours the KFC you bought with your last dime in front of your starving children.

"The chicken man cometh: is when a man from Iceland once ate sixteen cooked chickens in front of a starving family.

the chicken man cometh by Nygoutlaw March 5, 2014

Combat Chicken 

A hawk.

Jermiah: OH FUCK ITS A COMBAT CHICKEN!

Billy: RUN! RUUUN!

Combat Chicken by DastardlyPoptard October 22, 2019

compound chicken 

A girl that hangs around the bike club compound to give blow jobs. Duly named for the chicken-like motion of her head as she is performing service. And sounds like kung pao chicken.

If you don't have a date for dinner you can always have compound chicken.

compound chicken by UMCRider January 24, 2011

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi 

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi by Catamount June 21, 2008

Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast 

Occurs during sexual intercourse, when the male's penis is at its apex of stiffness, length and girth and as far as it can go into the female's vagina, the male then sticks his finger into the female's asshole. Hence, The Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast.

Male - Whispers in the female's ear "That's the Full Slab" And sticks his finger into her asshole.

Female - Replies in reaction to the gesture. "No, that's the Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast."

Half Slab, Combo Chicken Breast by Great Santini December 28, 2010

commodore chicken wing 

The nickname for an amazing person. Commodore Chicken Wing is smart, funny, and loved by all.

Did you see Josh do that backflip. I'm gonna call him Commodore Chicken Wing! CommodorechikinWang

commodore chicken wing by Commodore Chikin-Wang October 23, 2013