Chernobylol 

A Chernobylol occurs when you make a faux pas in an online arena, such as Facebook, which has catastrophic fallout on your real-life existence.

Nick: Yay, I got a job interview with Ford!
Nick's Boss: You do realise I can see this, right?
Ben: Chernobylol!

Chernobylol by Darwinator October 21, 2010

chernobylish 

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.

My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.

chernobylish by picc285 April 16, 2019

Chernobyling 

Extensive dirtying of a toilet while one experiences explosive diarrhea. Generally, the aftermath of this disaster includes fart barnacles.

Wow, I shouldn’t have eaten at Taco Bell. I ended up chernobyling your toilet.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I feel 20 pounds lighter. By the way, I wiped my ass with your bath towel after chernobyling your toilet.

Chernobyling by rxlouden September 5, 2014

Chernobyl Surprise 

When you go down on a woman and she farts.

" I was licking the wife out last night and she let one rip, felt like my eyes were melting and my lungs were on fire. A real chernobyl surprise"

Chernobyl Surprise by YorkshireYorkshireYorkshire February 7, 2019

Chernobyl Chicken

The species of bird that Big Bird from Sesame Street is classified under. This species is yellow, has orange feet, a camera whore, roughly 8 - 10 feet tall, and have an extreme obsession with children. If you happen to see this strange creature roaming the streets... ITS ALREADY TOO LATE!

I thought chernobyl chickens were extinct until I saw one on Sesame Street...

Chernobyl Chicken by MouseG September 1, 2018

chernobyl chili dog 

Refer to Chicago Chili Dog for basic instructions. After ingesting the following list: 1 gallon jar of pickled habanero peppers, 1 fifth of fireball whiskey, and one cup of blended sriracha and cinnamon oil. After up 4 hours after injection proceed to perform the basic steps of a Chicago chili dog ( deficate between your lovers bosoms and proceed to use the defication as lubrication to make love to her tits.

The Chernobyl chili dog left blisters on my soul mates tits, my dick, and my dirt starfish last night!

chernobyl chili dog by Bukkake Bandits October 28, 2013

Dropping a Chernobyl 

Taking a smelly, prolonged shit while your friend is sitting in a sauna that is in close proximity

Ethan had no regard for Lucas, he scarred him for life when he was dropping a Chernobyl

Dropping a Chernobyl by Ethanu February 9, 2020