Chernitis 

A medical condition involving severe and acute inflammation of the cherna gland. The cherna glands are responsible for converting men into flaming homosexuals and cry babies. CPH (cherna-promoting-hormone) is the principle hormone that acts on the enlarged labia (replacing testicles) in the gonadal region. The increased CPH causes bitching, whining and a general lack of testicular fortitude. Due to a lack of testicles, chernitis can be relieved by testosterone injections anally. A secondary treatment, would be the administration of COM (can of man) and a bitch slap across the face.

You must have severe chernitis, man the fuck up and stop bitching.

Chernitis by Mr Bear 1015 May 22, 2012

cheesitis 

cheese - itis
craving of cheese its when your drunk

"ur jsut a victim of eatin cheese its when ur drunk"

" i know doctor said i have cheesitis "

cheesitis by sportinakrang February 16, 2008

Chernity 

A more melodious version of the Cuban slang word "cherna" (flaming homosexual and/or fag).

You're wearing pink! You look a bit like a chernity.

Chernity by Russ D May 18, 2005

cheezitis 

when you smile so hard and long your jaws hurt.

When you are first dating someone you are always smiling and your jaws hurt then you have "cheezitis". Or when you are in love with someone and they make you smile so much your jaws hurt then you have cheezitis.

cheezitis by Boobie11 February 4, 2010

Coultard chinitis 

A physical handicap, characterised by an extremely wide chin. The affliction is named after Mclaren Grand Prix driver, David Coultard, who has the most serious case documented thus far.

News just in; Grand Prix driver, David Coultard has been sacked by racing outfit Mclaren. It was said that pre-season testing had not gone well as planned, as Coultard's battle with chinitis, had left the team with an aerodynamic quandry. Apart from modifications having had to be made to the wind tunnel, in order for the Grand Prix veteran's chin to have enough clearance room, adjustments to the rear wing were fruitless, as they could not compensate for chin mediated resistance and drag factors.
Team owner Ron Dennis said: "David and I have discussed the decission at length. It is unfortunate. I do not want to sound uncompassionate, but there is literally no room for chinitis in motor sport"
Coultard is said to be undergoing chinitis treatment, starting with a chin hypoplasmia opporation. If all goes well, Coultard can expect a 5 inch reduction in chin girth. This may tept Minardi into offering him a contract, although possible contraindications to the proceedure such as massively increased testicular size, may hinder entrance and exit from the cock pit.

Coultard chinitis by Finesilver January 17, 2005

chernitsky 

Amazing people. They always help others

That's a great Chernitsky

chernitsky by Moe macarroe March 30, 2005

cherylitis

being very stinky, smelly and/or scuzzy. may cause others to dislike you very much. usually comes from wearing broke ass wranglers or sweat pants.

clay "man that bitch had some cherylitis goin on"

blake "i hear that. lets go bend the block and give some tricks some boston creampies"

clay "but lets not fake the funk"

cherylitis by bob mackenfield July 27, 2008