Charlitis

A noun describing a tragic chronic condition, typically affecting older individuals, characterised by the compulsive overuse of ellipses... often to imply signifigance... mystery... or mild disapproval... without ever quite finishing the thought...

Common symptoms include texts that feel ominous for no reason, emails that sound vaguely threatening, and sentences that trail off into the abyss...

Seem like they have a case of charlitis... so interesting...

Oh my god, I can't believe the charlitis has spread from Charlie to Josh...

Charlitis by RJRellik January 4, 2026

charlieissocoollike 

A very popular YouTube user from the UK, Charlie McDonnel, who has a large fan base of teenagers, mos of whom are girls. He plays the guitar and ukulele and is a very skilled singer/songwriter. His videos are often very comedic, featuring original songs and skits. McDonnel has great hair and is very attractive. Although he complains about having acne, even making a song about it, he in fact looks perfect and should not worry about such things. He is also very loyal to his fans as shown in his Twitter account, in which he responds only to his followers' tweets and does not follow anyone. Charlieissocoollike is basically the prime example for what a girl looks for in a guy.

Lea: Charlieissocoollike is so perfect. Why can't I meet someone like him in my life?

Valerie: But nobody's perfect.

Lea: Charlie is.

charlieissocoollike by hannalikesbananabread February 28, 2010

charlieissocoollike 

A British teenager and Youtube vlogger who has many many adoring fans and fan girls. This is all because he is amazingly cute, has wonderful hair, can sing really well, plays the guitar like a pro and is extremely, hilariously funny.

Girl : Have you seen the new charlieissocoollike video?

Guy: No, I hate him.

Girl: You're just jealous!

Guy: ... Yeah, you're right.

charlieissocoollike by Gremleena October 10, 2008

chaltism 

A neurological disorder that can be spreaded through close contact with Chal. Commonly characterized with difficulty with simple math problems and common human language.

Teacher: what’s 18-6?
Chal: I don’t know, I have chaltism.

chaltism by chaltism_awareness February 2, 2023

Carlinism 

The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.

Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?

Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.

Carlinism by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010

Charlieissocoollike 

A (very good-looking) british twenty something year old who writes songs and vlogs. Very popular on youtube with over one million subscribers.

Nerimon: Have you seen Charlieissocoollike's latest video?
Obssed fan: *squealing* yes, yes ,yes, yes!!

Charlieissocoollike by leprachaun ninja November 24, 2011

charliesheen 

verb trans. destroy all that is good in your life. Piss away great opportunities.

Keep drinking a 12-pack of Stella every night and picking fights with six year olds, and you'll charliesheen yourself all the way to the grave . . . with a sojourn or two in the nearest jail.

charliesheen by William Dean A. Garner March 13, 2011