A noun describing a tragic chronic condition, typically affecting older individuals, characterised by the compulsive overuse of ellipses... often to imply signifigance... mystery... or mild disapproval... without ever quite finishing the thought...
Common symptoms include texts that feel ominous for no reason, emails that sound vaguely threatening, and sentences that trail off into the abyss...
Common symptoms include texts that feel ominous for no reason, emails that sound vaguely threatening, and sentences that trail off into the abyss...
Seem like they have a case of charlitis... so interesting...
Oh my god, I can't believe the charlitis has spread from Charlie to Josh...
Oh my god, I can't believe the charlitis has spread from Charlie to Josh...
by RJRellik January 4, 2026
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Lea: Charlieissocoollike is so perfect. Why can't I meet someone like him in my life?
Valerie: But nobody's perfect.
Lea: Charlie is.
Valerie: But nobody's perfect.
Lea: Charlie is.
by hannalikesbananabread February 28, 2010
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A British teenager and Youtube vlogger who has many many adoring fans and fan girls. This is all because he is amazingly cute, has wonderful hair, can sing really well, plays the guitar like a pro and is extremely, hilariously funny.
Girl : Have you seen the new charlieissocoollike video?
Guy: No, I hate him.
Girl: You're just jealous!
Guy: ... Yeah, you're right.
Guy: No, I hate him.
Girl: You're just jealous!
Guy: ... Yeah, you're right.
by Gremleena October 10, 2008
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by chaltism_awareness February 2, 2023
Get the chaltism mug.The shared beliefs of George Carlin (1937-2008), one of the greatest human minds that ever lived. Carlin taught us that Republicans/Conservatives are full of shit, kids today are largely flawed, God doesn't exist and those who believe in most religion are assholes who kill people for no reason (His words, not mine.), and people in general are scared, weak, evil, manipulative, callous sacks of shit who sit around playing with their pricks until they die, and other such thoughts.
Churchgoer: Hey, I'm going to church, wanna come?
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
Carlinist: No thank you, I believe in Carlinism, now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go jack off.
by ifyoureadthisthenyoulostthegam April 25, 2010
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Nerimon: Have you seen Charlieissocoollike's latest video?
Obssed fan: *squealing* yes, yes ,yes, yes!!
Obssed fan: *squealing* yes, yes ,yes, yes!!
by leprachaun ninja November 24, 2011
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by William Dean A. Garner March 13, 2011
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