Cherwinism 

The worship of the Cherwin

Priest: "People of Cherwinism, all bow down to the Cherwin..."

Cherwinism by mjorgensen November 24, 2010

Carwinism 

Throughout history the surrounding world has selected the cars that are most fit. Just as for the natural species, cars ability to adapt to new conditions has decided which models that have become successful. Factors such as the economy, the price of oil, baby booms, popular culture, urban planning and law has all decided the evolution of car.

he thought about buying a steam engine car but reconsidered when realizing it was extinct by carwinism.

Carwinism by Audini July 3, 2009

Sherwinism 

Sherwinism is a Sherwinist religion based on the life and teachings of Sherwin George, as described in the New Testament. Its adherents, known as Sherwinists, believe that orange juice is food sent from heaven and savior of all people, whose coming as the greatest which was prophesied from the start off time. Sherwinism is one of the fastest growing religion in the world and is thought will take over Christianity in the year 2021.

Sherwinism

Sherwinism by Pope Sherwin April 20, 2019

carwinism 

natural selection favoring survival in large SUV's over smaller cars.

she thought about buying the little green volkwagen but reconsidered when she thought about extinction by carwinism.

carwinism by bittersweet symphony September 16, 2003

Chorainism 

tsh-o-rayne-ism ~ Ism, The phenomenon of forcing the song Chocolate Rain by Tay Zonday into one's head.

She likes to make herself suffer by practicing chorainism.

Chorainism by CFKW December 26, 2009

carwinism 

sadly, carwinism eliminated many of his friends.

i knew fred, i liked fred, fred is dead, carwinism claimed fred and his red subcompact.

carwinism by thatothername September 26, 2003

Sherwinism 

Sherwinism is a religious group, often called a cult, which worships Sherwin as the ultimate overlord. Its members are called Sherwinists, which practice the art of Sherwining. Through the Book of Sher, only the chosen select few are able to interpret and read scriptures. Those who are not loyal to the religion shall burn in the fires of hell and may never be seen again.

Person A: "Are you interested in joining my religion?"
Person B: "What is it?"
Person A: "Sherwinism."

Sherwinism by pidgelmao September 7, 2021