chernivtsi

a city with a population of approximately 230 000 - 250 000 people, located in the west of Ukraine in the region of Bucovina
formerly a austrian/romanian city, it has a fucking masterpiece of architecture, beginning with the Chernivtsi National University and ending with every other building in the centre of the city.
seriously, go check it out, we don't get much love

person 1: damn, I wanna visit Ukraine, where should I go?
person 2: go to chernivtsi, they got a sick university and architecture overall

by disco.blitz August 16, 2022

Chernitis

A medical condition involving severe and acute inflammation of the cherna gland. The cherna glands are responsible for converting men into flaming homosexuals and cry babies. CPH (cherna-promoting-hormone) is the principle hormone that acts on the enlarged labia (replacing testicles) in the gonadal region. The increased CPH causes bitching, whining and a general lack of testicular fortitude. Due to a lack of testicles, chernitis can be relieved by testosterone injections anally. A secondary treatment, would be the administration of COM (can of man) and a bitch slap across the face.

You must have severe chernitis, man the fuck up and stop bitching.

by Mr Bear 1015 May 22, 2012

chernitsky

Amazing people. They always help others

That's a great Chernitsky

by Moe macarroe March 30, 2005

Chernovtsi

Used to be one of the greatest cities in Ukraine when it had its large population of Jewish Russians. It was one of the main cultural centers of Ukraine with one of the largest theaters and a large amount of poets, writers and musicians. Once communism fell and the Jewish people of Ukraine were able to get out, it became a complete shithole. Bandits now rob anyone from tourists to grandmas. Kids walk down the street drunk. Many young girls are turning to prostitution to make a living. Thanks the the Ukes and Russians still left the city is a total shithole now.

I wish I can go back to the Chernovtsi of the 80s

by Kazer1212 August 29, 2006