cherylitis

being very stinky, smelly and/or scuzzy. may cause others to dislike you very much. usually comes from wearing broke ass wranglers or sweat pants.

clay "man that bitch had some cherylitis goin on"

blake "i hear that. lets go bend the block and give some tricks some boston creampies"

clay "but lets not fake the funk"

cherylitis by bob mackenfield July 27, 2008

Chernitis 

A medical condition involving severe and acute inflammation of the cherna gland. The cherna glands are responsible for converting men into flaming homosexuals and cry babies. CPH (cherna-promoting-hormone) is the principle hormone that acts on the enlarged labia (replacing testicles) in the gonadal region. The increased CPH causes bitching, whining and a general lack of testicular fortitude. Due to a lack of testicles, chernitis can be relieved by testosterone injections anally. A secondary treatment, would be the administration of COM (can of man) and a bitch slap across the face.

You must have severe chernitis, man the fuck up and stop bitching.

Chernitis by Mr Bear 1015 May 22, 2012

Charlitis

A noun describing a tragic chronic condition, typically affecting older individuals, characterised by the compulsive overuse of ellipses... often to imply signifigance... mystery... or mild disapproval... without ever quite finishing the thought...

Common symptoms include texts that feel ominous for no reason, emails that sound vaguely threatening, and sentences that trail off into the abyss...

Seem like they have a case of charlitis... so interesting...

Oh my god, I can't believe the charlitis has spread from Charlie to Josh...

Charlitis by RJRellik January 4, 2026