cherylitis

being very stinky, smelly and/or scuzzy. may cause others to dislike you very much. usually comes from wearing broke ass wranglers or sweat pants.

clay "man that bitch had some cherylitis goin on"

blake "i hear that. lets go bend the block and give some tricks some boston creampies"

clay "but lets not fake the funk"

cherylitis by bob mackenfield July 27, 2008

Chernitis 

A medical condition involving severe and acute inflammation of the cherna gland. The cherna glands are responsible for converting men into flaming homosexuals and cry babies. CPH (cherna-promoting-hormone) is the principle hormone that acts on the enlarged labia (replacing testicles) in the gonadal region. The increased CPH causes bitching, whining and a general lack of testicular fortitude. Due to a lack of testicles, chernitis can be relieved by testosterone injections anally. A secondary treatment, would be the administration of COM (can of man) and a bitch slap across the face.

You must have severe chernitis, man the fuck up and stop bitching.

Chernitis by Mr Bear 1015 May 22, 2012

Charlitis

A noun describing a tragic chronic condition, typically affecting older individuals, characterised by the compulsive overuse of ellipses... often to imply signifigance... mystery... or mild disapproval... without ever quite finishing the thought...

Common symptoms include texts that feel ominous for no reason, emails that sound vaguely threatening, and sentences that trail off into the abyss...

Seem like they have a case of charlitis... so interesting...

Oh my god, I can't believe the charlitis has spread from Charlie to Josh...

Charlitis by RJRellik January 4, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022