On the 21st of May every year, you can hit a Chelsea Football Club fan and they cannot do anything about it.
This day is special for Manchester United fans, as it is an anniversary of John Terry's slip in the 2008 UCL Final.
Person A - It's May 21st! [Time for Hit a Chelsea Fan Day]!
Chelsea fan, waking up - fuck
Chelsea fans are known for being racist and aim hate speech at minorities. For example, Paris and the train. “ROMAN WE WONT TAKE THE KNEE” and many more.
Hey! There’s a Chelsea fan wearing an outdated champions kit.
Don’t go near him. He’s a racist Chelsea fan. They thrive off of hating minorities and destroying foreign cultures. Plus their team is shit
Rival fans and bent people will claim they don't exist. In reality there is an abundance of them but are hidden from the public eye due to the racist fans.
Rival fan: Its a Chelsea fan they are probably racist Non bent and non rival fan: No, its probably not a racist Chelsea fan
Chelsea Animates is an animator on youtube with 1.14k subscribers so far. She makes animation memes including people or sometimes live streams her animating. She is also an amazing artist and owns her own discord server.
She has her own oc (original character) which has purple hair, a dark gray hoodie, dark gray pants, blue eyes and a cyan/blue mask with the letter 3 but filped to make it look like the mouth.
A professional footballer from Poland who loves to score against the smallest club in London Chelsea. When he meets them, he won't leave the pitch without a hat-trick. When Kepa is in goal he might score 4 or 5 goals!
Did you see?? Bayern plays Chelsea in the UCL semi-finals. Chelseaman about to stadpad some goals!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.