A rice queen (non-Asian gay men attracted to Asian men) who is attracted to more top-oriented Asian men, counter to steretypes about Asian-White gay couples.
"Wait , dude, you are dating a white guy who's had a ton of Asian boyfriends in the past? He's gotta be some rice queen who just wants to subjugate you so he can feel powerful."
"No man. It's not like that. He's a total lap cheong queen. He lives for my cock, and I top his ass every night."
Noun: used to describe an action, state, or occurrence, of listening to advice from UBS's Rebecca Cheong and having the financial markets go the opposite way.
Verb: describes the action receiving a hose job, royal spanking, or being taken to the woodshed from listening to advice from UBS's Rebecca Cheong and having the financial markets go the opposite way.
Noun: "I bought 100 e-minis at the highs after reading the UBS note and got cheonged today when the market sold off"
Verb: "I read Rebecca's note this morning, placed my orders, and now I am looking to avoid a Cheonging"
A girl with massive fucking balls , dwarfing grapefruits in their sheer size and girth. Watermelons, even.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!