sheeshbutt's definitions

John An

A German hottie with a sexy pointy dick. The number of atoms in the universe is the closest known estimate of the number of hymens he has destroyed.

"John An is going to spread my cheeks like butter"

by sheeshbutt April 3, 2021

Jess Cheong

A girl with massive fucking balls , dwarfing grapefruits in their sheer size and girth. Watermelons, even.
Bonus points for her massive shlong that leaves a trail of debris behind her as she walks.

"Jess Cheong is going to rail me with her horsecock tonight"

by sheeshbutt April 2, 2021

Aanj

A babe packing some ridiculously titanic honkers that can literally cause an eclipse. Side effects of texting her include raging boners, saving every single one of her photos in a spank bank, and the irrational need to simp.

"Aanj do be giving off the mommy vibes though"

by sheeshbutt April 3, 2021