A gold digger who focuses on attracting tech entrepreneurs. A bitcoin digger can't use the typical clues for wealth and status (rolexes, etc.), but looks for guys who wear the same hoodie and jeans every day, name-drop venture capital firms, and prominently list themselves as "founder" or "co-founder" on LinkedIn.
"Christie's new boyfriend is head over heals for her, but he seems a little socially awkward. Nice, but awkward."
"I know. The only reason she is dating him is because he has a tech job in Silicon Valley. She's a shameless bitcoin digger."
"I know. The only reason she is dating him is because he has a tech job in Silicon Valley. She's a shameless bitcoin digger."
by stomps July 08, 2018
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by stomps March 24, 2021
Get the Plµmber mug.A rice queen (non-Asian gay men attracted to Asian men) who is attracted to more top-oriented Asian men, counter to steretypes about Asian-White gay couples.
"Wait , dude, you are dating a white guy who's had a ton of Asian boyfriends in the past? He's gotta be some rice queen who just wants to subjugate you so he can feel powerful."
"No man. It's not like that. He's a total lap cheong queen. He lives for my cock, and I top his ass every night."
"No man. It's not like that. He's a total lap cheong queen. He lives for my cock, and I top his ass every night."
by stomps July 05, 2018
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by stomps May 26, 2021
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God looked into the antecosmogenic void and spoke.
God looked into the antecosmogenic void and spoke.
by stomps April 21, 2021
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The two cur- groups are distinguished out of the human population by the stance that nothing is good enough, but they are distinguished from each other by nuances in this position. While the curmudgeon will assert that nothing is as good as it was, the curmounger will assert that nothing is as good as it should be.
In the curmounger, the habits and characteristics of a curmudgeon will be translated into more age- and generation-appropriate versions. E.g instead of saying "back in my day...", a curmounger will say "if you knew what you were doing..."; instead of sitting at home in front of the TV for long periods of time, a curmounger will spend time on their phone at the cafe of an 'grammable location.
There is a possibility for a brief period of contentment in a curmounger's life as they transition from curmounger to curmudgeon, but generally these individuals grow nostalgic for the past without ever actually enjoying themselves in the present.
The two cur- groups are distinguished out of the human population by the stance that nothing is good enough, but they are distinguished from each other by nuances in this position. While the curmudgeon will assert that nothing is as good as it was, the curmounger will assert that nothing is as good as it should be.
In the curmounger, the habits and characteristics of a curmudgeon will be translated into more age- and generation-appropriate versions. E.g instead of saying "back in my day...", a curmounger will say "if you knew what you were doing..."; instead of sitting at home in front of the TV for long periods of time, a curmounger will spend time on their phone at the cafe of an 'grammable location.
There is a possibility for a brief period of contentment in a curmounger's life as they transition from curmounger to curmudgeon, but generally these individuals grow nostalgic for the past without ever actually enjoying themselves in the present.
"My sister's kid is a total curmounger. There isn't one right in the theme park that he won't roll his eyes at."
"Thanksgiving is a battle of the generations as the curmudgeons quote Fox News headlines and the curmoungers fire back with MSNBC sound bites."
"Thanksgiving is a battle of the generations as the curmudgeons quote Fox News headlines and the curmoungers fire back with MSNBC sound bites."
by stomps December 15, 2019
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