Cheesetoast 

Someone with such embarrassingly cheesy facial features, personality and does such cheesy things like being on stupid TV commercials and says the most cringeworthy things and silly achievements that you just GOTTA come out of nowhere in the night, shoot them in the chest and run off into the darkness and be relieved that you are now "cooler than he".

Origin:

Derived from Hockey announcer Michael Landsberg's face, which is believed to resemble a slice of toast in the shapeof his head, and his facial features look as if they've been stretched like cheese.

I hate that little weirdo, he's such a stupid little lame cheesetoast that I hope someone shoots him for it.

Cheesetoast by Confuction October 19, 2020

Afghani Cheese-Toast 

The act of taking ones smegma and placing it in the microwave. Then removing the smegma in a liquid form. Lastly you put the formula on a minorities penis, and use your mouth to remove it.

I wanna afghani cheese-toast that beaner so bad

Afghani Cheese-Toast by Kyle-Zack-Riley May 18, 2011

CheeseOnToast 

Term commonly used to describe a traditional english breakfast.

It also gives reference to a young, female gamer, most likely of Northern UK origin, who revels in online gaming, living and breathing on IRC, talking about sheep and cows and her field, and giggling uncontrollably at other gamers through TeamSpeak.

Melly was referred to as CheeseOnToast, as befitting the common description.

CheeseOnToast by Aco October 21, 2004

Cheesegoat 

The lord and savior for people who like cheese and have a fetish for goats, but may contain nuts. Gluten free but not to be eaten as he is the creator of all things luscious with cheesey goodness including mac and cheese, doritos and praprika.

Cheesegoat guide you.

Cheesegoat by Jordano same April 14, 2015

Cheese Toast 

A derogatory term referring to East Coast Crips. East Coast Crips are a Los Angeles gang located in the eastern portion of South Central Los Angeles. East Coast Crips have no connection to the East Coast of the United States, they simply call themselves East Coast Crips because the territory they claim lies in the eastern section of South Central Los Angeles. Rival gangs especially Latino gangs, call them Cheese Toast.

"Fuck those Cheese Toast niggas!"

Cheese Toast by afr3cb February 17, 2010

cheese toast nigga 

a nigga from the east coast

Niga from compton: Thatcheese toast nigga jus roled through here.

cheese toast nigga by paco taco April 9, 2007

Cheesetastic

Used by the adolescent population at large to describe something so bloody cheesy, that it actually becomes amazingly fantastic. The use of the word cheesetastic usually implies a derived pleasure from the utter cheese of a situation or phrase.
Be cautious, large danger of over usage.

*watches soap opera in which lead actress is pregnant with the baby of her brother's wife's father's uncle, and is married to her father*

"Dude, her unfortunate pregnancy situation is so totally cheesetastic!"

Cheesetastic by Lunatic with a hero complex October 10, 2007