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Cheese covered feces... in a box!
God: ... eating cheeses
Greg: Ah! How can you eat those things?
God: I am the Lord Almighty! I can eat any motherf***ing thing I want!

Cheeses Crackers 

Cheeses Crackers! An exclamation to replace "Jesus Christ"

Cheeses Crackers may be used by atheist and vegans, but is not soley for use by these groups.
It costs how much? Cheeses Crackers that's a lot!
Cheeses Crackers by Miss WithAnE August 24, 2010

cheeses crepes! 

Euphemism for Jesus Christ!

See cheeses.
Cheeses crepes! Those are some good pancakes!
cheeses crepes! by Adman12 October 26, 2005

Cheeses Rice 

A covert way of blasphemy OR to avoid being blasphemous, particularly agianst the Christian god
Cheeses Rice its hot in here!

Cheeses Rice that hurt!
Cheeses Rice by Bella_kitten May 31, 2009

Cheeses is Born Burger 

A burger that comes with baby Swiss cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Cheeses is Born Burger, you should try it!"

cheeses my soul 

Yo, my French teacher cheeses my soul.

The WiFi is weak in this bitch, and I can't Snap. It's cheesing my soul.
cheeses my soul by Ahtteh January 31, 2017
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