cheesestring
a fat girl wearing a tight thong. the thong becomes trapped in the fat rolls and starts to grow a cheese like coating.
cheesestring by blondie102 March 27, 2009
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Unchucky Cheesestring
Synonym for ‘unlucky’ or ‘hard luck’. Commonly used in a context where someone is in an extremely unlucky situation
Elaine: ‘I pay €10,000 in school fees every year and you failed for the 2nd time (*starts crying)
Byrnie: ‘Oh shit, Unchucky Cheesestring Mom’
Byrnie: ‘Oh shit, Unchucky Cheesestring Mom’
Unchucky Cheesestring by Byrnie Sr. June 18, 2018
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Socking Cheesestring.
uncle richard "stop socking that cheesestring bitch" :L
"Iwasnt socking nothing, but my mum"! :L
Socking Cheesestring. :L
"Iwasnt socking nothing, but my mum"! :L
Socking Cheesestring. :L
Socking Cheesestring. by Jem&Han October 29, 2008
Cheesewiring
Cheesewiring is what happens when a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect, much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire. It really fucking hurts.
Example: "I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."
Cheesewiring by WHB October 28, 2006
Cheesewiring
When a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire, with pubic hair and a penis in place of cheese and a wire.
"I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."
Cheesewiring by Marc W.J. November 7, 2008
cheese string
A long column of stringy cheese that can be peeled off in strips. A nice snack when it's time to relax!
cheese string by santas-a-drunk March 20, 2010
Cheese String
Sticks of cheese that can to be peeled into strings. Usually mozzarella. Can refer to the cheese stick either in its entirety, or to the strings that are peeled from said stick.
No one calls it “cheese string”. Everyone calls it string cheese.
But what if you can literally peel the cheese into strings?
No. No one calls it cheese string.
But what if you can literally peel the cheese into strings?
No. No one calls it cheese string.
Cheese String by Stashish July 22, 2025
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