Cheesemuffins 

A variant of swagamuffin however instead of directional confusion it’s related to the physics not getting physical.

THESE PHYSICS ARENT PHYSICAL. CHEESEMUFFINS

Cheesemuffins by Dweber August 31, 2022

Cheesemuffin 

Wife, Girlfriend, Close Friend

you lookin fine my little cheesemuffin!

what would i do without my cheesemuffin.

Wanna be my cheesemuffin!?!?!?

Cheesemuffin by Anonomyistical July 5, 2008

Cheese Muffins 

Tasty delight full treat invloving a muffin, filled with cheese (most common, blue or goat cheese)

mmm that was a tasty cheese muffin

Cheese Muffins by Derek Doo October 7, 2003

cheesemuffin 

Usually an adjective for a generic or dopey female. One that usually wears tacky or 'cheesy' clothes; ie: Budweiser
tanks and mom jeans would indicate a 'cheesemuffin'.

Jessica Simpson was a total cheesemuffin when she didn't have a stylist. The crimped hair and leopard unitards personified her as a cheesemuffin.

cheesemuffin by Audrey J. May 20, 2008

cheesemuffin 

Either a very diseased muffin or a person that is annoying or pissing you off!

"Mr Gumpy is such a Cheesemuffin!"

cheesemuffin by Kerpal September 29, 2003

cheesemuffin 

A phrase commonly used by Cody. Replaces any and all swear words.

Aw Cheesemuffin! I want to cheesemuffin you like an animal.

cheesemuffin by Mother February 25, 2004

CheeseMuffin 

It is the best thing you will ever taste and the best way to annoy someone. All you have to do is add grated cheddar cheese to a muffin recipe and sprinkle some on top of the muffin before you bake it. It is full of deliciousness and will creep your friends out with the idea of it, but it's very good! Happy baking!

Bob:"Hey u want some of my Cheesemuffin?"
Friend:"Eww no what is that?"
Bob:"It's a muffin with cheese in it! It's actually really good"
Friend:"Ok... so have you seen any movies lately?"

CheeseMuffin by DaMuffinMan(Jerry W) December 9, 2008