Cheese-wire
Noun: Garment, usually worn by girls aged 13-16 under cycling shorts as a display of ironic womanliness.
Cheese-wire by Tony du sxw2 August 4, 2022
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cheese wire
cor this piece of cheese wire is cutting my arse in half.
cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire
cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire
cheese wire by Ems August 5, 2003
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Cheesewipe
When a man loves a woman also a man . This is called cheesewiping. You can cheesewipe all over the floor and sometimes on another mans face.
Oh dude im so cheesewiping with my wife
i cheesewiped all over that guy
god i wish you would cheesewipe me right now
we're gonna cheesewipe in the moonlight
i cheesewiped all over that guy
god i wish you would cheesewipe me right now
we're gonna cheesewipe in the moonlight
Cheesewipe by Cheesefuckaaska March 30, 2009
Cheesewiring
Cheesewiring is what happens when a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect, much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire. It really fucking hurts.
Example: "I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."
Cheesewiring by WHB October 28, 2006
Cheesewiring
When a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire, with pubic hair and a penis in place of cheese and a wire.
"I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."
Cheesewiring by Marc W.J. November 7, 2008
cheesefire
When a discussion/debate turns into a fight, you stop for a moment and flash a friendly smile at the other person to lighten up the things a bit. Non-military version of 'ceasefire' with the word 'cheese' used to denote a smile.
Jenny: Enough of this bullshit. Now you know why I don't talk with you very often.
Rob: cheesefire (Flashes a smile)
Rob: cheesefire (Flashes a smile)
cheesefire by Ye110wJacket October 11, 2012
Cheesewire
Jeez! Did you see that cheesewire on that bloke? It's a wonder he can breathe never mind talking like he's inhaled helium! Well squished!
Cheesewire by Tentpeg August 17, 2017
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