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Cheesewire 

When a man's trousers are that tight he has a testicle either side of his crotch seam!

Jeez! Did you see that cheesewire on that bloke? It's a wonder he can breathe never mind talking like he's inhaled helium! Well squished!

Cheesewire by Tentpeg August 17, 2017