Cheesewire 

When a man's trousers are that tight he has a testicle either side of his crotch seam!

Jeez! Did you see that cheesewire on that bloke? It's a wonder he can breathe never mind talking like he's inhaled helium! Well squished!

Cheesewire by Tentpeg August 17, 2017

Cheesebrewed 

When you start drinking in the middle of the day with Flash, then start speaking in tongues and become stumblelina.

I went out to wing warehouse and got "Cheesebrewed"! I don't remember anything, but crawling home and waking up with my head in the toilet!

Cheesebrewed by No more flash June 3, 2013

cheesebrexmed part. 1

Cheesebrexmed
Cheesebrexmed Is the god of everything in everything. He hates everything. Cheesebrexmed is also cursed by the sickness of the peat. This so-called peat sickness is the consequence from the frog venom the person consumes. After a specific period of time the person starts to peat. Cheesebrexmed is also a carrier of the legacy of BBreb. The colour BBreb is nothing and everything at the same time. Regular humans or NPC’s cannot imagine this type of colour and have no chance ever seeing BBreb. BBreb is a colour that explains everything beyond Human imagination resulting that only Cheesebrexmed can potentially see this phenomenon. However, there is a theory that BBreb is hidden under Mabes wig. Although this is only a theory and not proven!

Peating causes extreme conditions and makes the person Gil. These studies have been shown by brex HQ (The very first peatsers) extreme peats can happen everywhere, you are invincible and can in some cases levitate. (Caution! Headbump peats can cause concussion)
Relaxed wrist peat can be a very dangerous peat, usually it’s just a normal small little slap with a lmpao looking back head and a tight body and of course, a relaxed wrist. But, if you consume enough energy, you can flick everything out of everything, yes it will also flick the nothingness, stuff you cannot comprehend, there will not be nothing left of everything, less than nothing, after that before that until it! It all begins again (Quantum restart) we restart. – Gil

cheesebrexmed part. 1 long jump

cheesebrexmed part. 1 by Shez-e-brexmed June 2, 2022

cheesewid 

Cheesewid Is one of the few beings in the multi-universe who does not have a copy of himself he is the only one who has the power to deflect uno reverse cards and he is the very Cheese of Cheese and should be feared by all others who think they are cheesey because they can't be nearly as cheesey as CHEESEWID. Cheesewid is someone who you will find very hard to find because if you look for him he will plague your underwear with old cheese smells and you cannot get any of da girls which will make you give up. If you locate the mighty cheesewid you will have to have some sort of repellent in order to survive or have a naturally built repellent such as baffoon. He is undefeatable. You will never win. The only way to rid this being is to offer all of your cheese you have ever owned. His good freinds are some of the great names as Jesus,Thanos,Baffoon,And Yeetus. He is a known being throughout the multiverse and many powerful figures such as The Avengers and DC and KFC. If Cheesewid gets bored and feels like punishing the vast multiverse with his cheesiness he will choose a random location and USE HIS CHEESE on them witch will cause the universe itself to shake. There is one location where Cheesewid lives and that location has become purely cheese and nothing else. Anyone who lives there has learned and adapted to survive with cheese. These people are also known as the Cheesewidians They are an extension of Cheesewid because they have become that. They are only loyal to CHEESEWID.

Oh No the Mighty Cheesewid is here! We must put on our baffoon repellent and give him all of our cheese!

cheesewid by The Cheesewid prophet of Chees June 26, 2020

cheesebrexmed part. 2 

You may call them peatsers, basically a brain and muscle function disease, but they are the wisest men on not just earth, everything. What is everything? You already know who has that answer. They know everything because they have not only been in the past and future, but this also includes the- 2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9 till infinity dimension. What really is infity? Exactly, it doesn’t work because it is always a step ahead with no answer, Cheesebrexmed knows the answer. They have been there after the infinity.

The end

Oh trust me, the text is not done, The End is where it all began, where the everything and nothingness began, where the Cheesebrexmed was born. Death is the least you should worry about…

The end, or is it? Will it ever end?

Cheesebrexmed part. 2 short jump

cheesebrexmed part. 2 by Shez-e-brexmed June 2, 2022

cheesewheel dick

When someone's dick is less than 5 inches in length. But more than 3 inches in Width.

Sarah:You should have seen the guy I was with last night.
Jackie:Why?
Sarah:I couldn't fit him in my mouth. He had a cheesewheel dick

cheesewheel dick by Ryne Saltsman December 15, 2007

Cheesewright 

The last name for one badddass mother fucker, the cutest fucking english bro fo sho

also a crack dealer

Man! That guy is soooo Cheesewright???

Is that a good thing??

OF COURSE IT IS!

Cheesewright by steezycheesy May 1, 2009