Ems's definitions
A very overgrown hairy pussy!
God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!
God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!
by Ems August 5, 2003
Get the Burst Matressmug. by Ems August 5, 2003
Get the gibbsmug. Mum: have you been bloody eating them cork sandwiches again?! You left a bloody baby's arm in the toilet again!
by Ems August 5, 2003
Get the Cork Sandwich Poomug. cor this piece of cheese wire is cutting my arse in half.
cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire
cor if I crap my pants it will cut the log in half like a piece of cheese wire
by Ems August 5, 2003
Get the cheese wiremug. Feeling letdown, gloomy, or sometimes even lonely the day (or days) following a party or other enjoyable social event.
Person One: "What did you do all day Sunday?"
Person Two: "I was easing my post-party depression by laying in bed watching Buffy all day."
Person Two: "I was easing my post-party depression by laying in bed watching Buffy all day."
by ems September 3, 2007
Get the post-party depressionmug. a really fat, orange cat
he must be waddling across the road and a mack truck must be coming at him and his owner to weak to pick him up
three of him must equal me
syn. fatshit, fatass
he must be waddling across the road and a mack truck must be coming at him and his owner to weak to pick him up
three of him must equal me
syn. fatshit, fatass
by ems March 1, 2004
Get the fattumsmug.