Cheesewiring

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Cheesewiring is what happens when a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect, much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire. It really fucking hurts.

Example: "I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

Cheesewiring by WHB October 28, 2006

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Cheesewiring

When a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire, with pubic hair and a penis in place of cheese and a wire.

"I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

Cheesewiring by Marc W.J. November 7, 2008

Unchucky Cheesestring

Synonym for ‘unlucky’ or ‘hard luck’. Commonly used in a context where someone is in an extremely unlucky situation

Elaine: ‘I pay €10,000 in school fees every year and you failed for the 2nd time (*starts crying)
Byrnie: ‘Oh shit, Unchucky Cheesestring Mom’

Unchucky Cheesestring by Byrnie Sr. June 18, 2018

Cheeseniping

Cheese - nip- ing

When someone is acting crazy, or extra cheesy.

can be used as a synonym to reckless, or unforgivable.

1. Guy : " Yo man I just got this biddies number haha ya feel me?! I'm gonna call her RIGHT now!"

Guy #2: "Yo man, you are cheeseniping extra hard."

Example 2

Guy : "yo guys, wanna go play WOW?"

Guy #2 : "Mawfucka get outta here with the cheesniping shit."

Cheeseniping by EmeraldChaos January 28, 2010

Cheesewright

The last name for one badddass mother fucker, the cutest fucking english bro fo sho

also a crack dealer

Man! That guy is soooo Cheesewright???

Is that a good thing??

OF COURSE IT IS!

Cheesewright by steezycheesy May 1, 2009

cheesegirling

The act of fangirling, but for cheese, and how it is made and the subject itself.

Me: *sends a video on how Mozzarella is made*
Ender: *fangirls*
Me: Are you cheesegirling over cheese?

cheesegirling by Minzarella March 24, 2019

cheesestring

a fat girl wearing a tight thong. the thong becomes trapped in the fat rolls and starts to grow a cheese like coating.

" when i took of her skirt i retrieved a cheesestring from her cheeks"

cheesestring by blondie102 March 27, 2009

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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