Cheesewiring 

Cheesewiring is what happens when a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect, much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire. It really fucking hurts.

Example: "I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

Cheesewiring by WHB October 28, 2006

Cheesewiring 

When a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire, with pubic hair and a penis in place of cheese and a wire.

"I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

Cheesewiring by Marc W.J. November 7, 2008

Unchucky Cheesestring 

Synonym for ‘unlucky’ or ‘hard luck’. Commonly used in a context where someone is in an extremely unlucky situation

Elaine: ‘I pay €10,000 in school fees every year and you failed for the 2nd time (*starts crying)
Byrnie: ‘Oh shit, Unchucky Cheesestring Mom’

Unchucky Cheesestring by Byrnie Sr. June 18, 2018

Cheeseniping 

Cheese - nip- ing

When someone is acting crazy, or extra cheesy.

can be used as a synonym to reckless, or unforgivable.

1. Guy : " Yo man I just got this biddies number haha ya feel me?! I'm gonna call her RIGHT now!"

Guy #2: "Yo man, you are cheeseniping extra hard."

Example 2

Guy : "yo guys, wanna go play WOW?"

Guy #2 : "Mawfucka get outta here with the cheesniping shit."

Cheeseniping by EmeraldChaos January 28, 2010

Cheesewright 

The last name for one badddass mother fucker, the cutest fucking english bro fo sho

also a crack dealer

Man! That guy is soooo Cheesewright???

Is that a good thing??

OF COURSE IT IS!

Cheesewright by steezycheesy May 1, 2009

cheesegirling 

The act of fangirling, but for cheese, and how it is made and the subject itself.

Me: *sends a video on how Mozzarella is made*
Ender: *fangirls*
Me: Are you cheesegirling over cheese?

cheesegirling by Minzarella March 24, 2019

cheesestring 

a fat girl wearing a tight thong. the thong becomes trapped in the fat rolls and starts to grow a cheese like coating.

" when i took of her skirt i retrieved a cheesestring from her cheeks"

cheesestring by blondie102 March 27, 2009