Cheese Wig 

A hairpiece which has no other purpose than to cheese it

My, that's a lovely cheese wig.

Cheese Wig by Nisk June 11, 2007

Cheesy Wiggle 

1) A budget cheese flavour puffed corn snack. A poor man's Wotsit.
2) A depraved sexual act involving the pulling back of a gentleman's foreskin to reveal heavy smegma deposits. The smegma loaded penis is then rubbed quickly on a partners nose, activating the scent and completing the 'Cheesy Wiggle'.

1) Wotsits are alright but those Cheesy Wiggles taste rank!
2) My lady wouldn't get out of bed this morning so I gave her a Cheesy Wiggle and she was up and in the shower in no time!

Cheesy Wiggle by Master Finger Blaster 69 September 8, 2015

cheesewid 

Cheesewid Is one of the few beings in the multi-universe who does not have a copy of himself he is the only one who has the power to deflect uno reverse cards and he is the very Cheese of Cheese and should be feared by all others who think they are cheesey because they can't be nearly as cheesey as CHEESEWID. Cheesewid is someone who you will find very hard to find because if you look for him he will plague your underwear with old cheese smells and you cannot get any of da girls which will make you give up. If you locate the mighty cheesewid you will have to have some sort of repellent in order to survive or have a naturally built repellent such as baffoon. He is undefeatable. You will never win. The only way to rid this being is to offer all of your cheese you have ever owned. His good freinds are some of the great names as Jesus,Thanos,Baffoon,And Yeetus. He is a known being throughout the multiverse and many powerful figures such as The Avengers and DC and KFC. If Cheesewid gets bored and feels like punishing the vast multiverse with his cheesiness he will choose a random location and USE HIS CHEESE on them witch will cause the universe itself to shake. There is one location where Cheesewid lives and that location has become purely cheese and nothing else. Anyone who lives there has learned and adapted to survive with cheese. These people are also known as the Cheesewidians They are an extension of Cheesewid because they have become that. They are only loyal to CHEESEWID.

Oh No the Mighty Cheesewid is here! We must put on our baffoon repellent and give him all of our cheese!

cheesewid by The Cheesewid prophet of Chees June 26, 2020

Cheesewright 

The last name for one badddass mother fucker, the cutest fucking english bro fo sho

also a crack dealer

Man! That guy is soooo Cheesewright???

Is that a good thing??

OF COURSE IT IS!

Cheesewright by steezycheesy May 1, 2009

Cheesewipe 

When a man loves a woman also a man . This is called cheesewiping. You can cheesewipe all over the floor and sometimes on another mans face.

Oh dude im so cheesewiping with my wife

i cheesewiped all over that guy

god i wish you would cheesewipe me right now

we're gonna cheesewipe in the moonlight

Cheesewipe by Cheesefuckaaska March 30, 2009

cheesewilly 

The act of "wet willying" someone, except using liquid nacho cheese, as opposed to saliva.

"Guys, I totally pulled a cheesewilly on Pryce!"

cheesewilly by talljord May 8, 2008

Cheesewiring 

Cheesewiring is what happens when a pubic hair becomes painfully entangled in one's foreskin, creating a horrible pinching effect, much like a significantly less extreme form of cutting cheese with a wire. It really fucking hurts.

Example: "I let me pubes grow too long and straggly, now I regularly suffer from cheesewiring. Kill me now, Stanislav."

Cheesewiring by WHB October 28, 2006