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The cheese underneath your foreskin when you don't wash after you've masturbated. It smells real bad.

It looks like cheese under your bell.
"Man I got bad cheeseweg under my bell, it hums!"

cheeseweg by Alan Comer June 9, 2007

Words you can keep

Cheesebag

A term used to describe a member of Pest Control Humor Depot (PCHD), a Facebook group of pest control professionals.
The term came about when a member wanted to come up with a word that would be an identifier in the wild.
Derived from the meme "Stay Fresh Cheese Bags," which is a product sold to store blocks of cheese that is purported to extend their freshness.

"Make sure you Cheesebags follow the label directions!"
"The weather is crap. Stay safe out there, Cheesebags!"

Cheesebag by PCHD Overlord March 7, 2023

Golden Cheesehead

The act of urinating on a Packers' fan, preferably during a Packers game.

That dumb bitch Angie was rooting hard for the Packers so I taught her a lesson with a golden cheesehead.

Golden Cheesehead by DeCarl February 21, 2011

Cheesebean

It means anything and everything. It can be a noun, verb, or adjectives, or it can be a cheesebean. It can be used as a filler for other words.

Guy 1: Bro, he just cheesebeaned her.
Guy 2: Guy: That's a cheesebean

Girl 1: I'm so cheesebeaned right now.
Girl 2: Want some cheesebeans?

Cheesebean by Draco35 October 1, 2019

Cheeselagtites

Similar to stalagtites, cheeselagtites are the globs of cheese that hang from the underside of an opened pizza box.

Dude, that pizza man crushed our pie and now we have cheeselagtites hanging off the cardboard...

Cheeselagtites by wallytour January 28, 2008

CheeseHead BrownPants

Spongebob's name in the episode WhoBob WhatPants when he forgets his name.

How about we name you CheeseHead BrownPants!

CheeseHead BrownPants by DylanPaterson July 5, 2019

cheesehead

hiya cheeseheads what's your name
my names lil yolk and i'm goin insane
i like lemonade and i got a big brain
everytime it rains we go out and we say
bye bye cheeseheads time to go
we had a lot of fun but here comes the snow
there's one more thing that you outta know
cheeseheads freeze in the snow. yo.

if u want a good song to get u thru ur monday depression "hiya cheesehead"

cheesehead by best_song_ever March 4, 2021

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026