Cheese Hand 

The hand that is saved (often during another simultaneous acitivity) for eating a cheesy (or an otherwise debri-creating) snack.

I was playing the Wii with my right hand, cause my left hand was my cheese hand.

Cheese Hand by R3J3CT & UG April 10, 2009

Hand Cheese 

Noun: a build up of rosin, dead skin, and sweat on an instrument's bow, often located along the length the stick, on the frog at the ferrule and where the frog and stick meet. This can vary in color from light yellow, green, dark brown, or even black.

"EWWW! There's so much hand cheese on this bow it's still sticky!"

"It took me an hour an a half to get all that hand cheese off that bass bow. The owner didn't even recognize it when he picked it up. He was so happy he even gave me a tip!"

Hand Cheese by DellJayZoo July 22, 2019

Hand Cheese 

The remnants of masturbation. Generally includes semen, lotion, and other fun things.

"Geez, why won't this hand cheese come off?"

Hand Cheese by onbusmis February 22, 2009

hand-cheese 

When a guy jacks off and he doesnt clean himself up afterwards so his cum turns into hand cheese.

Don't touch that guy or else you might get his hand-cheese on you!

hand-cheese by theblacksheep February 22, 2009

cheese in hand 

A cheese snack placed in the palm of the hand

"Man I'm hungry I could do with some cheese in hand"

cheese in hand by Thomas David Waddicar April 28, 2008

I've got one hand in cheese

To be busy, to have no free hands. Originates from having cheeses on one's fingers from eating cheese poofs.

"It's time to go!"
"Wait a sec, I've got one hand in cheese."

I've got one hand in cheese by Alex Proctor September 27, 2006

Cheese Hands 

A temporary case of spontaneous cerebral palsy anatomically specific to the hands and fingers caused by excessive binge drinking and a genetic predisposition towards being a Cheeseman. This condition inhibits the afflicted individual's fine motor skills and greatly enhances his overall goofiness.

" Check it out. That guy just tried to hug a girl and ended up dropping his drink and poking her in the eye. It's so sad when an otherwise fun night is ruined by chronic Cheese Hands."


"No, he's not actually retarded. He just finished off his fifth of Pepe Lopez and now he has Cheese Hands."

Cheese Hands by East Bridge March 30, 2009