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Checkout Drama

The inevitable delay when you are in a hurry, caused by the clown in front of you having issues with paying for their things. Very common in Walmart and 7-11, less prevalent in Home Depot or Cosco.
(drama person, pick one or more)
| why WON'T it take my card, I got all kind of money on it...
| OK, then try THIS credit card...
| Muthafucker, that IS my PIN number ...

(you)
Aw Jeezus H Christ, I don't need this Checkout Drama. FML.
Checkout Drama by OldFart77 July 11, 2010
Related Words

self checkout 

when one passes a reflective surface and can't resist the urge to "check themselves out"
did you see that guy pass that window? he totally just did a self checkout
self checkout by baby mongoose December 14, 2009
Word of the Day on January 14, 2023

The Devil's Checkout 

When one is clearing the rubble from their Dairyaire after a particular nasty number 2 session. Without the proper tp coverage allowing, ones finger to slip from behind their paper based armor. Brushing against ones said Anus, very much like a checkout clerk would scan a item. And when not hearing the beep of that item, called for a price check...Smelling ones fingers
Sorry I am late had to wash my hands, went though the Devil's checkout and got hung up on the price check
The Devil's Checkout by Sirtymishu January 28, 2020

checkowy 

The surname of a hot girl. She likes piercings and tattoos and heavy metal, rock and indie music. She stays up all night on web chat with guys that play music and she smokes cigarettes and shows her cats off too. She's perfectly mental and did we mention hot?
I was up all last night on webcam with this absolute Checkowy of a girl!! So hot!
checkowy by veylun March 22, 2012

checkout dick 

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.
a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"
checkout dick by Candini January 4, 2008

cheeko hermanson

this phrase comes from the hot chick from minnesota who happens to be named cheeko. it is an adjective similar to sexy
boy, that chick sure is cheeko hermanson.
cheeko hermanson by tigre December 22, 2004