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An unexpected hit in the jewels.
Man, yout crzy dog just nut checked me. He's lucky I don't monkey punch him.
by P August 24, 2003
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
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To strike a male in the groin as a form of horseplay.
"Dude, I nutchecked Miguel so hard he fell."
"Nick P. tried to nutcheck me, but he missed and hit my thigh."
by Jav July 08, 2004
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1) A violent slap, punch, or kick to the pubic area that causes extreme pain and usually results in spontaneous ejaculation without arousal.

2) Checking a fine bitch you meet at the club to make sure she ain't a man. Also accompanies an Adam's Apple check.
1) That bitch stole my girl so I nutchecked his punk ass.

2) when I nut checked that ho I met at the club I felt some nuts so I shot her fuck ass.
by umean2tellme January 04, 2004
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A check received from the state, for a person that has been diagnosed mentally unstable.
The man was in a much happier mood leaving the bank since his nutcheck had cleared.

The woman was over joyed since her nutcheck had arrived in the mail.
by swedish-american December 01, 2011
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A Nut check is where you walk to someone and yell out "NUT CHECK" and punch their nuts and if they take it like a man, Their a true gamer
*Walks to a friend*
*punches his nuts*
Friend: *Beep* My Nuts!
You: your not nut vibin bro
by PhoenixRizer December 18, 2019
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