Chazzles

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noun-an exceptionally beautiful member of the male race whose sexual appetite equals that of Chuck Norris
verb-the act of taking an object from a store without forfeiting money
(related term- "Chazzles-friendly": adj- the absence of a security tag form an item)

noun: "Damn, Chace Crawford is such a Chazzles!"
verb: "I'm a bit short on cash, but I really want that dress. Should I chazzle it?"
adj: "Wow! Everything is here is tagged...definitely NOT chazzles-friendly..."

Chazzles by Ah Dude October 22, 2008

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Fungly Chazzle Snozzly

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly is an Undead Team Fortress 2 addict who died while planking on his farmhouse. Some say if you go 50 deaths without a kill on TF2 Fungly Chazzle Snozzly will appear from any reflective surface and eat all the bread in your house, forcing you to go to the shops and buy some more.

Guy 1: Man I did so badly on TF2 last night, I summoned Fungly Chazzle Snozzly and I had to spend $4.67 at the shops just to get more sand.

Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?

Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly by Cokosplia August 24, 2011

Related Words

chazzle • chazzled • chazzle dazzle • chazzlewad • Fungly Chazzle Snozzly • dazzle my chazzle • Chuzzle • crazzle

chazzled

No fixable. Completely messed up, not in a good way. It's over for it.

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That motor is chazzled cuz, time to get a new one.

chazzled by k-roll$ June 1, 2017

dazzle my chazzle

Another lovely word for masturbation

CHAZ:hey, come and dazzle my chazzle

dazzle my chazzle by D-Man12345 January 5, 2009

chazzle

coming from the root word chaz, meaning to bang, fuck, penetrate or pleasure a woman in every hole possible in under five minutes (ass, vagina, ears, nose holes, mouth, eyes and a foot fettish if you have one. WARNING: COMMONLY TRIED BUT RARLEY ACCOMPLISHED..... MAY RESULT IN EXTREME PLEASURE/DEATH

Dude i chazzled colin's mom so hard last night!

chazzle by jake rinow September 30, 2007

chazzle dazzle

Noun: A person with large toofers and has a great smile

Thats a nice chazzle dazzle you got there

chazzle dazzle by 2fxbdhetett May 7, 2018

chazzlewad

much like poopdick

"Oh no, you gave me chazzlewad!"

chazzlewad by sesameeyes January 17, 2013

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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