chazzle

coming from the root word chaz, meaning to bang, fuck, penetrate or pleasure a woman in every hole possible in under five minutes (ass, vagina, ears, nose holes, mouth, eyes and a foot fettish if you have one. WARNING: COMMONLY TRIED BUT RARLEY ACCOMPLISHED..... MAY RESULT IN EXTREME PLEASURE/DEATH

Dude i chazzled colin's mom so hard last night!

by jake rinow September 16, 2007

chazzled

No fixable. Completely messed up, not in a good way. It's over for it.

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That motor is chazzled cuz, time to get a new one.

by k-roll$ June 2, 2017

Chazzles

noun-an exceptionally beautiful member of the male race whose sexual appetite equals that of Chuck Norris
verb-the act of taking an object from a store without forfeiting money
(related term- "Chazzles-friendly": adj- the absence of a security tag form an item)

noun: "Damn, Chace Crawford is such a Chazzles!"
verb: "I'm a bit short on cash, but I really want that dress. Should I chazzle it?"
adj: "Wow! Everything is here is tagged...definitely NOT chazzles-friendly..."

by Ah Dude September 6, 2008

Chazzle

the anorexic *skills* skater, whho Loves minesweeper! and of course the 3hour films at my house. ;)

heyy it's chazzle wazzle spazzle!!!!

by Lhiane May 12, 2008

chazzle dazzle

Noun: A person with large toofers and has a great smile

Thats a nice chazzle dazzle you got there

by 2fxbdhetett February 22, 2018

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly is an Undead Team Fortress 2 addict who died while planking on his farmhouse. Some say if you go 50 deaths without a kill on TF2 Fungly Chazzle Snozzly will appear from any reflective surface and eat all the bread in your house, forcing you to go to the shops and buy some more.

Guy 1: Man I did so badly on TF2 last night, I summoned Fungly Chazzle Snozzly and I had to spend $4.67 at the shops just to get more sand.

Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?

Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)

by Cokosplia August 22, 2011

dazzle my chazzle

Another lovely word for masturbation

CHAZ:hey, come and dazzle my chazzle

by D-Man12345 January 6, 2009