Get the Chawamp mug.(1) Hey what happen to Johns eye? The new neighbors chawmped on his bitch ass. (2) How did you get your bike back? I took my hommies and we champed on they bitch ass
(3)The Mavs chawmped on the heat at the 2011 nba finals
(3)The Mavs chawmped on the heat at the 2011 nba finals
by Deuz11 June 16, 2011
Get the Chawmp mug.Vampires who love Burberry and will suck the life out of you by spraying you with Lynx. Allergic to rock music, they find their power in heavy gold jewellery (hooped earrings for the females, thick chains for the males). If their power source is stolen or taken, they will scream “You’re well gonna get beatin’s!” before bursting into flames and dying.
by Freakything May 12, 2007
Get the Chavampire mug.Chalamps <noun> Synonyms: Anything you want
"Chalamps" is a non-word. It represents whatever you want it to. Most often the listener/ listeners in your conversation will derive from it whatever meaning he/she wills. Please see the example for further clarity.
"Chalamps" is a non-word. It represents whatever you want it to. Most often the listener/ listeners in your conversation will derive from it whatever meaning he/she wills. Please see the example for further clarity.
Please note the following examples are all tried and tested:
Two people talking. One guy wants to leave.
"Hey man I gotta get going I've got a Chalamps, and it can't wait."
"Oh, er, ok... Cool. Later"
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The point of Chalamps is to use it to achieve whatever goal you desire, conversationally. It works especially well when harassed by salesmen. They will never admit they do not understand the word, so instead let you go, feeling awkward:
Girl selling drinks:
"Hey guys do you wanna buy a shot of patrone?"
"I'm sorry love, my throat's burning because I've got a chalamps and Patrone would just aggravate it."
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Chalamps should be used to stimulate your creativity further as you become more adept at using it:
"Hey man, you can't park here!"
"Oh no it's fine, I spoke to Peter, and he told me if I came to drop off the Chalamps before 12 or after 1, I could, but had to make it quick otherwise the Chloon elasticity would degrade, obviously."
Two people talking. One guy wants to leave.
"Hey man I gotta get going I've got a Chalamps, and it can't wait."
"Oh, er, ok... Cool. Later"
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The point of Chalamps is to use it to achieve whatever goal you desire, conversationally. It works especially well when harassed by salesmen. They will never admit they do not understand the word, so instead let you go, feeling awkward:
Girl selling drinks:
"Hey guys do you wanna buy a shot of patrone?"
"I'm sorry love, my throat's burning because I've got a chalamps and Patrone would just aggravate it."
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Chalamps should be used to stimulate your creativity further as you become more adept at using it:
"Hey man, you can't park here!"
"Oh no it's fine, I spoke to Peter, and he told me if I came to drop off the Chalamps before 12 or after 1, I could, but had to make it quick otherwise the Chloon elasticity would degrade, obviously."
by Adabisi, the violent July 1, 2010
Get the Chalamps mug.The distinct sound of a Volkswagen VR6 engine, specifically intake. It has been said that a VR6 sucks in so much air, that you could very possibly suck small animals and even children to your grill.
Dude 1:"Oh you have a Volkswagen??" *Revs puny JDM engine*
Dude 2: says nothing, steps on throttle once, chawump causes instant low barometric pressure
Dude 1: "FUUUUUUUU..." *drives away slowly in defeat*
Dude 2: says nothing, steps on throttle once, chawump causes instant low barometric pressure
Dude 1: "FUUUUUUUU..." *drives away slowly in defeat*
by joshblues21 February 14, 2012
Get the chawump mug.If you know a person named chaampavy she is really a gem, if you are gonna loose 'em, the lose is not their's. The sweetest person you can ever meet and have a power to melt people my their words.they don't know what their self-worth is actually...they deserve happiness the most.if you are meeting 'em for the first time you might think they are mean,rude, edgy and a baddy kinda person BUT beleive me... don't ever fail to explore 'em... you'll find the sweetest heart inside but the thing is that she behaves good and sweet only to few people she chooses...if you aren't the chosen.... sorry better luck next time
Chaampavy Deserves World
by Therla November 23, 2021
Get the Chaampavy mug.If you know a person named chaampavy she is really a gem, if you are gonna loose 'em, the lose is not their's. The sweetest person you can ever meet and have a power to melt people my their words.they don't know what their self-worth is actually...they deserve happiness the most.if you are meeting 'em for the first time you might think they are mean,rude, edgy and a baddy kinda person BUT beleive me... don't ever fail to explore 'em... you'll find the sweetest heart inside but the thing is that she behaves good and sweet only to few people she chooses...if you aren't the chosen.... sorry better luck next time
Chaampavy Deserves World
by Therla November 23, 2021
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