Chavvers 

Idiots. Chavvers are the guys (or girls) that stand around on corners yelling abuse then, shat themselves when you stop and turn around. Most Chavvers listen to R 'n' B (very repetative music which is often about sex or drugs and doesn't make sense) and think that 50 cent is "hard" and Vauxhall Novas, Addidas, Cheap beer and tracksuits are "well phat"(means good in chav speak) All Chavvers will say they lost their vaginity at like 10 or 11 years old when actually they dont have genitalia, (I put it down to some sort of mis-breeding) and have only ever seen it in a porn vid on the internet or from staring at other people in the changing rooms or in the toilets. Bet you knew this corner! Chavvers can't spell if you ask them to spell their name, they'll write something like "xXx" or "Da Man".

When a group of chavvers start yelling abuse at you, turn round and walk towards them, if they have not run away by the time you get there go to the head chavver (easy to distinguish usually hides behind others when you approach) and say "Boo!" then they will run.

Chavvers by Mosher man 666 July 24, 2008

chaversham 

Town in kent formerly called Faversham. Due to the recent and constant increase in chavs the town has since been renamed.

1) 'Fancy a trip to faversham'
2) 'No chance, too many chavs for my liking. Think i'll give chaversham a miss.'

chaversham by Paul Johnston November 16, 2006

charvers 

a group or gang of chavs

look at those stupid charvers with their pants tucked into their socks

charvers by del boy September 21, 2008

chavver 

a person (usually of pikey/chavish descent, or other sub-human piece of shit) highly skilled in the art of cleansing the rectal cavities of passing strangers. wears 'bling bling' and drives a shagged out 'rood boi' nova or similar cheap/easy to steal car.

You god-damn chavver rude boi!

chavver by i_is_2_rood_4_da_chavs March 10, 2005

chavver 

Pikey - Portsmouth word for young clueless pikey

Fucking chavvers.

chavver by Tom Dangerous July 16, 2003

chavver 

Kappa-wearing good for nothing (Cheltenham)

There's a bunch of chavvers hanging around in the park drinking cider

chavver by Matt September 28, 2003

chatversation 

A friendly and informal conversation held between two or more participants in real time, written word format, via a mobile or computer network.

" while having a chatversation with the guys, Peter accidentally spilled the surprisingly great news that Lauren is pregnant".

chatversation by Hardcore Pillow August 30, 2016