1: A group of
chavs, otherwise known as a crapfestation. Derives from cavalry.
2: When a chav wipes the crumbs off his face and runs a comb through his hair to impress some bird out of his league, but only so he can premature ejaculate on her and brag to his
friends about how
hard he gave it to her. Derives from chivalry.
Oh jeez who called out the
fucking chavalry.
I know he told me I was so beautiful and stole me that diamond
ring from that old
lady, but I still say it was just an act of chavalry.