chavalry

1: A group of chavs, otherwise known as a crapfestation. Derives from cavalry.

2: When a chav wipes the crumbs off his face and runs a comb through his hair to impress some bird out of his league, but only so he can premature ejaculate on her and brag to his friends about how hard he gave it to her. Derives from chivalry.

Oh jeez who called out the fucking chavalry.

I know he told me I was so beautiful and stole me that diamond ring from that old lady, but I still say it was just an act of chavalry.

by Sam is a Dick October 30, 2006

Chavalry

A collection of scooter mounted Chav's.
Found whirling around most town car parks.
See Also Chav Cavalry.

Do you hear that ?
It's the Chavalry... lets park somewhere else

by Crowds August 17, 2011

Chavalry

Chav Chivalry

when he saves you 'twos' without being asked

Chavalry- when the most romantic gesture a bloke has ever done for his girlfriend is spit on an officer while yelling "Get them fucking handcuffs off her pig

Chavalry - when a bloke bites another bloke's nose off cos he was looking at his missus

by This is "middle" England December 01, 2011

Chavalry Charge

When late for taking the children to school , Young 18-25 year old council estate female chavs run as fast as they can to get their children into school for 9am . Optional atire can be grey tracksuit , flipflops , pajamas and knock off crocks from Primark , Shorts ,bare legs trainers tee shirt , no bra and uncombed hair .

Good job I had to start wotk at 8.30 0r I could have got caught up in 'THE CHAVALRY CHARGE'

by Wythy Dave June 10, 2024