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Chavalry 

when he saves you 'twos' without being asked

Chavalry- when the most romantic gesture a bloke has ever done for his girlfriend is spit on an officer while yelling "Get them fucking handcuffs off her pig

Chavalry - when a bloke bites another bloke's nose off cos he was looking at his missus

chavalry 

1: A group of chavs, otherwise known as a crapfestation. Derives from cavalry.

2: When a chav wipes the crumbs off his face and runs a comb through his hair to impress some bird out of his league, but only so he can premature ejaculate on her and brag to his friends about how hard he gave it to her. Derives from chivalry.
Oh jeez who called out the fucking chavalry.

I know he told me I was so beautiful and stole me that diamond ring from that old lady, but I still say it was just an act of chavalry.
chavalry by Sam is a Dick October 29, 2006

Chavalry Charge

When late for taking the children to school , Young 18-25 year old council estate female chavs run as fast as they can to get their children into school for 9am . Optional atire can be grey tracksuit , flipflops , pajamas and knock off crocks from Primark , Shorts ,bare legs trainers tee shirt , no bra and uncombed hair .
Good job I had to start wotk at 8.30 0r I could have got caught up in 'THE CHAVALRY CHARGE'
Chavalry Charge by Wythy Dave June 10, 2024

Chavalry Charge

The monthly scramble to the corner shop by teen mums to exchange milk tokens for vapes and rolling paprs ,
Going to be late this morning having to avoid the Chavalry charge at 9.15 am after the school run !

Drunk Chivalry 

Refraining from having sex with a female while you are both suffering from the effects of overindulgence in alcohol. Most cases like that are usually described as brewer’s droop or beerdick. Perhaps the person who came up with the idea that this is down to morals, ethics or willpower should remember the old saying a standing cock has no conscience and leave the bullshit to the politicians.
“Sally and I got ratassed last night; she was gagging for it, but I didn’t do anything.”
“Drunk chivalry?”
“Nah, brewer’s droop.”
Drunk Chivalry by AKACroatalin December 14, 2015

chivalry: medieval warfare 

Often abbreviated as Chiv amongst PC gamers. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a ridiculously badass First Person Slasher game made by Torn Banner Studios which is set in a medieval battlefield and consists of usually 16-24 players violently slashing and/or whacking the shit out of each other with swords, maces, clubs, and other archaic weaponry.

It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.
Man 1: "Fuck man I can't wait for Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to finish updating."

Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."