Channese 

A person or people who watch too much television(television has channels, hence CHANNese). Often their fat asses take on a flat or sloped shape due to being seated constantly. Most Americans are Channese.

Channese 1: IMA VOTE FUR DA DEMOCRATS!!!
Channese 2: IMA GUNNA VOTE FIR DE REPUBLICANS!!!
Channese 3: *moan*

Channese by Macaque Sledjoy August 29, 2012

Chaniese 

an amazing person who keeps people laughing with her silliness but can be really mean

Wow that girl is such a Chaniese with those insults.

Chaniese by afterdarkL November 25, 2010

chantese jazz 

A light, easy listening form of vocal jazz. Known as chantese because the words are short, descriptive, poetic and sometime repetative. Usually sung by a sexy single female lead.

Female nightclub singers are often classified as chantese jazz artists.

chantese jazz by Alfie The Horndog September 5, 2005

Chanese 

the sexiest and most envied female ever.

"Ah, I'm so jealous of that Chanese."

Chanese by Chanese January 20, 2009

Channeled 

When you make a mold of your vaginal canal.
And use it as a strap on, to turn your man into a pillow biter.

I totally channeled that dude last night. He took it like a champ.
*High five*

Channeled by Ohgheez August 4, 2019

Chainese 

Early 2022, a Chinese mother of eight children locked up in a village hut with a chain around her neck has sparked outrage and shock in China, Xuzhou Jiangsu province. However the media in China and the local even central government in China tried to cover this scandal. Online discussion of the case has been heavily censored since it flared up. Authorities have removed many posts discussing human trafficking and censored one key topic phrase "Xuzhou Eight Children".

Happy Chainese New Year!

Chainese by Chicago Master February 16, 2022

Log Channeler 

A funnel when used by an individual who has Diarrhea to create an impression of a more dense poo.

When the toilet wouldn't flush, Joe would use his log channeler to give the impression that it was not he who has the diarrhea.

Log Channeler by Nick Fearns December 10, 2003