shattocks

- when you shit your pants to see if you would cum
- an nfl obsessed blonde lad who loves mother’s day

- fingers girls in switch

- loves to make pesto pasta in his flower underpants

- loves to rub their cock and balls on pillows
- wears malaga shirts or hollister

defined as - don’t come in my room i’m gonna do a shattocks

by alright bri January 17, 2023

Shitrocks

Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.

Fuck dude, I haven't shit in 6 days I'm going to have some serious shitrocks.

by Deadbreed January 20, 2011

scrattocks

little hermaphrodites - According to the Oxford English Dictionary, "scrat" means hermaphrodite. If you combine that with the suffix "-ock", which the OED says is generally used as a diminutive, we can guess that the word scrattocks means little hermaphrodites - maybe midget herms even.

It seems the only good use for this word is arbitrary cursing. You could say it when you are suddenly angry like when you stub your toe or when you spill a drink. It's definitely an expletive.

by Liger November 19, 2004

Shake your Shamrocks

something your drunk self says to an on-coming woman on St. Patrick's Day.

hey baby let me see you shake your shamrocks!

by bubbles5587 March 24, 2017

shattackular

adj. a performance or product of such extremely poor quality that it results in the loosening of its viewers bowels

Jessica Alba's performance in Good Luck Chuck was shattackular and I was forced to change my pants.

by Jake Gosselin January 11, 2009

Shattock Flip

Advance skateboarding trick.

Which involves popping the board upside down and using your hand to flip the board back over whilst jumping back on it.

Average Skateboarder: Wow what was that?!
Advance Skateboarder: That was the Shattock flip my dear friend.

by leetmore November 16, 2014

chocolate shamrocks

A group of gentlemen, usually a group of four, who are each themselves a bad man and receive pum pum on the daily.

guy 1: 'look its the chocolate shamrocks'
guy 2: 'damn I wish I had that much pum pum'

by choccy sham H June 5, 2018