Chappyness

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the quality of lips or skin (chapped)

skin or lips that lack moisture which results in "chappyness" (chapped surface)

Girl: Do you need some chapstick to fix your chappyness problem?

Boy: suck my dick

Chappyness by king kong wing wong July 20, 2012

Words you can keep

the pursuit of crappyness

what nbc's primetime lineup should be called

there was nothing on tv last night

of course, and with the pursuit of crappyness running from 8-11 on nbc there was even less.

the pursuit of crappyness by b to the rizzle April 16, 2007

Happyness

The initial word happiness is the society meaning. To serve and be happy with it. Very communistic. Happyness is the real "happy". To serve oneself and be secure with all actions and reactions of occurrence.

True Happyness comes from the heart of oneself, not the approval of others. Approval of others is only happiness.

Happyness by Lady Lynn January 18, 2009

happyness

LIES

I am truly feeling happyness today- said no one ever

happyness by truthisnothappyness November 28, 2013

Drooling in happyness

an excess of drool exceeding from one's mouth, occuring at a time of exceeding happyness. Sometimes this may be unstoppable!

the sign for drooling in happyness is:

:)~

look he's drooling in happyness!
she's so happy she is drooling in happyness!

Drooling in happyness by saggmaster January 16, 2009

Chalkyness

(1) Chalkyness; the act of being chalky. (2) Large amounts of Chalk. (3) The state of mind attached to Chalk.

(1)
John: Wow, he's pretty Chalky.
Cody: Indeed, his chalkyness knows no bounds.

(2) There is much chalkyness at dover.

(3) Chalk: I trust the Chalkyness is strong today!
*Note: Example (3) sometimes contains a # at the start of the word (#Chalkyness).

Chalkyness by Chalk April 5, 2012

clappiness

A slang term for applause or clapping

It causes clappiness

clappiness by Baskethany March 5, 2019

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026