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the pursuit of crappyness

what nbc's primetime lineup should be called
there was nothing on tv last night

of course, and with the pursuit of crappyness running from 8-11 on nbc there was even less.

Clappies 

Clappies are another term for booty, or a big ass
Me to the homie: damn, you shoulda saw the girl I bagged, she had some serious clappies

Or:

“Damn, that girls got some clappies on her”
Clappies by UnknxwnC January 23, 2020

Flappiness

The creator of Flappy Bird discovered flappiness when his game became a world wide sensation.
Flappiness by Randroid January 22, 2015

Chappyness 

the quality of lips or skin (chapped)

skin or lips that lack moisture which results in "chappyness" (chapped surface)
Girl: Do you need some chapstick to fix your chappyness problem?

Boy: suck my dick

Flappiness

An autistic term ; Derived from flap and happiness ; Being so happy you feel the need to stim.
He was so excited, he was filled with a sense of Flappiness
Flappiness by tetsuwan_atomu May 29, 2018

Chippiness 

A happy penis
Let me see your chippiness
Chippiness by Schmoschmoe May 31, 2018