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Chalmation 

A Chalmation describes those one of a kind types of people from St. Bernard Parish aka “Da Parish”. We seldom pronounce our “r’s” and always ask “how’s ya mom-n-em doin’?!?!” You eithah from up da road or down da road!! If ya nevah been ta Rocky’s for da veal pawm ya missin’ out. And to touch on the previous definition: where da hell did dat jerkoff come up with Chalmations being nomads?!?! Down heah in Chalmette you won’t find guys anywhere else with a better a tapered fade and a year round perfect tan. As for the ladies the thick highlights and a haircut that screams “Can I speak to the manager?!?!”. It’s home and those same people would punch you and immediately help you.

******NO SUCH THING AS SCATTERED GRAVY********

-Actual Chalmation born and raised 1984
No one in Chalmette ever uses the word Chalmation to refer to themselves.
Chalmation by ParishRoad July 16, 2018

chaotic evil

A personality where someone just wants to watch the world burn around them. Like that meme with the dog in the burning room, except he caused the fire.
I got cold, so I set your car on fire. Now it’s too hot.
Wow, that’s such strong chaotic evil vibes.

chaotic energy 

(adj.) the energy that someone gives off when they do something out of line or without thought, but all in good laughs and no one is harmed. This energy, or vibe is usually radiated from someone who loves banter and has a fun and honest personality.

Similar to crackhead energy, minus being weird and/or obnoxious.
At a CD signing for Louis Tomlinson's debut album:
*fan approaches table with louis sitting down*
Fan: you're so fucking cute
Louis: awh thanks love
Fan: can you write something cute for me?
Louis: uhm yeah...what constitutes "cute?".... here ya go... "fuck off"
*Louis signs "Fuck OFF" on his CD, hands it back to the fan, and laughs, displaying his chaotic energy. Fan giggles and walks away*
chaotic energy by cinnabellex3 February 7, 2020

Chaotic Stupid 

in reference to a D&D character, extremely dumb and unintelligent. One can be classified as chaotic stupid if they do such things as taking a more complicated way to do things, or do something the party has told them not to, for no reason.
DM: "Okay guys, you enter into the room and there's a button in the middle of the room."
Player 1: "Okay. Don't press the button guys. It could be a trap. Let's just continue."
Player 2: "What colour is this button?"
Player 1: "Does that matter?"
DM: "It's bright red like the buzzers on Family Feud."
Player 2: "I can't resist it. I push the button."
Player 1: "Really? We got Mr. Chaotic Stupid over here don't we?"
Chaotic Stupid by UrbanSparkles October 28, 2020
Word of the Day on October 30, 2023

chaoticaftermath

Chaoticaftermath is a dragon fucker for some reason
He also got addicted to fucking dragons because of monster hunter
Chaoticaftermath : dragon semen 😏

Chaotic Neutral 

Chaotic Neutral is freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal.

Chaotic neutral characters follow their whims. They are individualists first and last. They value their own liberty but do not strive to protect the freedom of others. They avoid authority, resent restrictions, and challenge traditions. Chaotic neutral characters don't intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, they would have to be motivated either by good (a desire to help people) or by evil (a desire to hurt people).

Chaotic neutral characters may be unpredictable, but their behavior is not totally random - they are not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it. However, they do act on momentary whims, and are known to be unreliable. As some would say, "the only reliable thing about them is that they cannot be relied upon!"

Chaotic Neutral is sometimes considered the "purest" form of chaos, without bias in favor of good or evil.
A wandering rogue who lives both by work for hire and petty theft, an eccentric mage who experiments with dangerous magic just to view the results, and a con-artist or hustler who plays all sides against the middle to further his own aims are all examples of chaotic neutral characters.
Chaotic Neutral by Joe Wikipedia December 13, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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