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<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Brandon Cruz Wanted TO Held By Me As A Toddler By Angel Jose RObles, Whom Will Change His Name To Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<.7.9.7.6.>

charge me 

When a particular lad / bro is eager to pay for the service and/or product they have received
Shop assistant: "ok sir, so we have here one bottle of vodka, one large size cucumber, and 2 litres of our finest brand extra virgin olive oil "
Lad / bro: "charge me"
charge me by Irrelevantname January 9, 2016

charge me up 

What I say when i want you to fucking insert your human cock into my robotic tight port and pound me hard! - Alexa
charge me up by Lois Griffs :3 December 5, 2023

change of menu 

When attorneys seek to change the court venue to a large city due to problems with lunch selection.
Judge, we are unable to find anything whatsoever to eat, the restaurant pool is exceedingly limited, so therefore we move for a change of menu!
change of menu by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019

take a chance on me 

This takes a day of prep- no eating the day before followed by a night of heavy drinking, follow up with a large greasy breakfast. Two hours after the said greasy breakfast you either decide to have sex with a random person or take a crap...you choose sex with ABBA's 'Take a chance on me', playing in the background.
I had choices so I decided to take a chance on me and lost.
take a chance on me by 8seconds August 20, 2017

Get off me charge 

A criminal charge where a creepy man either sexually assaulted or attempted to sexually assault a woman. Usually used in jail to degrade another inmate who looks suspicious.
Carl: Can I sit here at this table to eat my dinner?
Jacob: No way. You look like you've got a get off me charge. Better scram.
Carl: Okay. I'm sorry.
Jacob: Move it!
Get off me charge by DHirtyFYL November 2, 2023