Chandelitz 

A joke ship between Fitz (character from KOTLC) and a chandelier, referring to when Fitz got stuck in a chandelier.

"I totally ship chandelitz!"

Chandelitz by whywouldyouwannaknow? July 2, 2023

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

ear chandelier 

A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.

My girl looks hot when she wears the ear chandeliers I gave her.

ear chandelier by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

Golden Chandelier 

The act of multiple people urinating on a single person.

Ya Mothah begged Monny, Billy, Scott and I to drink more tawnic so we could Golden Chandelier her face.

Golden Chandelier by Crystal METTH March 10, 2015

Rusty Chandelier 

When a person hangs from an object and kicks their feet in the air while a sexual partner licks the exposed asshole. This is slightly more of an advanced sexual technique than a simple rusty trombone.

That couple feels the need to decorate all of the rooms in their house with a Rusty Chandelier. But on their behalf, it really does tie the whole house together.

Rusty Chandelier by Cookies-Pointman November 5, 2012

french chandelier

Things you will need:
Sprinkles
Rammiken
Basting agent and applicator

The act of:
1. Wash and Dry Testicles
2. Gently braise freshly shorn testicles with either:

-whipped egg white

-fresh butter/margarine

-extra virgin olive oil

-Nonstick cooking spray (we recommend PAM)
3. Immediately transfer moistened ballsack into a medium

sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.

(inspired by the French National Flag)
4. Hastily dangle your supremely decorated ballsack into

the open mouth of your chosen partner.

Serves 1-2
Colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.

It was a common occurence to witness Paris routinely engaging in the age old practice of French Chandeliers with Pierre.

french chandelier by Bigolesatchel May 1, 2010