Chance Fart

To expel flatus with the knowledge that something in additional to your ill wind is coming out.

Oh no! I took a chance fart and lost!

Chance Fart by dasboot007 August 12, 2009

a fart's chance in a windtunnel 

(n.) A situation where an idea or thing has very little probability of existing or continuing to exist. In the same vein as "a snowball's chance in Hell," except less dependent on Christian ideologies.

Based on the idea that a mass of flatus has very little chance of being smelt if it is whisked away by the high-velocity air currents native to the windtunnels used in aeronautics testing.

Your new newsblog doesn't have a fart's chance in a windtunnel unless you plagiarize the shit out of other more prominent newsblogs.

a fart's chance in a windtunnel by jableshables August 20, 2010

Change of fart 

When you think you are going to fart but a small amount of liquid feces comes out of your anus.

I had to leave the party and change my pants because I had a change of fart.

Change of fart by Chet Ritlin February 12, 2023

fart with change 

when a fart is not cooperative and force must be applied for methane removal, excrement that leaks from the anus is in fact change.

i was running up the stairs and i had a fart with change that ruined my day.

fart with change by mike lea January 12, 2005