Chance Fart

To expel flatus with the knowledge that something in additional to your ill wind is coming out.

Oh no! I took a chance fart and lost!

by dasboot007 August 12, 2009

verbal whirlpool

The phenomenon that is encountered when you engage in a conversation with someone who doesn't know that the conversation is over, or was over 5 minutes ago.

I was talking to Joe when I came to the realization that i was trapped in a verbal whirlpool.

by dasboot007 August 12, 2009