Chamonix

A small town in France. Possibly the best, and most beautiful town in the world, and also home of the highest mountain in Europe, Mont Blanc.

It is a place where you can find the best off-piste skiing during the winter (the Vallee Blanche), amazing mountain biking in the summer, and many other things to do all year round.

Finally, it is the home of the best aprés-ski bar in the world, and the only place you can see anyone hanging off a moose-head.

And if you want to party Chamonix (also known as CHX, or Cham) has plenty of seasonaires and ski-bums hanging around who are always up for a party!

Lets go skiing in Chamonix everybody!!!

Chamonix by kpdsno1 February 3, 2013

Chamonix

Fancy, luxurious, extra

That yacht is so chamonix.

Chamonix by Chamonix all day June 5, 2018

Chamonix

Usually a beautiful Woman. Very sexy, and prefers to have some fun. Beautiful on the inside and out, nice kind yet very thrillful and exciting. A nice person you should want to know. ;Chamonix, a very unique/friendly person.

Chamonix, a female.

Chamonix by Janxtasx July 20, 2010

chamonix crew 

sha-maw-NEE kroo

Noun

2. Similar to a landing strip but the hair is cut closer to the skin at a shaver level of no greater than number 3. Also referred to as a “gosh sarge”.

2. A Chamonix Crew is a group of partygoers who reside in Chamonix, France. They must be known to consume mass quantities of wine and whiskey and to start impromptu disco techs in mountain restaurants. The women in the crew always enjoyed a good Duncaning (verb present participle of Duncan). They are usually led by a couple described as a perfect Karen and a tremendous Trevor. Not to be confused with a complimentary crew in Chamonix often lead by a charming Billie or a man described as The Sam or “le Chef”.

3. A reverse Mohawk received only after using ones head as a battering ram and getting a center line shave.

She asked for the special wax and ended up with a Chamonix crew.

A Chamonix Crew rolled through the valley and have it a good Duncaning!

After bashing his head with a T-post driver he had to get a Chamonix crew.

chamonix crew by Mr-Gus March 17, 2019

Chamonix Brûlée

Coined in 2024 by lobbyists to refer to a type of semi public insurance fraud, which involves setting fire to things instead of renovating.

“Hey man, I can’t afford to renovate my house. What do you think I should do?”…”I don’t know man, why don’t you pull a Chamonix Brûlée and get your insurance to pay for it”

Chamonix Brûlée by Eric Fournier February 9, 2024

Chamanix 

A popular ski resort in the Haute-Savoi region of the Alps, more commonly known as Chamonix or Chamonix-Mont-Blanc. Known to seasonaires as Chamanix due to the high ratio of 10:1 male to female population.

'Where are you working this season?'
'Chamanix!'

Chamanix by seasonaire December 12, 2012

Charmonix 

A new insult for any female or male who has the following qualities:
-Cunt
-Bitch
-Slut/Whore/Skank/Skeez
-Nymphomaniac
-Ig'nant
-Cheating
-Sucks a lot of dick
-Pathological Liar

-"Daaaayum, did you hear that, that new girl is asking guys about their dick sizes!?"
-"What a fucking Charmonix."

Charmonix by smyd69566 December 12, 2010