Dude 1: Yo dude...your ex
girlfriend is hot...I heard you were planning on getting back together with her?
Dude about to champ: Yeman...but I dunno shes not
even talking to me anymore, I think Im gonna have to champ this one
Dude 1: Champ? whats that?
Dude currently champing: Hey ex
GF! YOU LOOK LIKE SHREK!...thats champin' bro