Definitions by ftj_admin

Doordie 

Doordie (verb)

1. To be the subject a train, specifically with a mexican in the guard's van.

2. The act of participating in a train. Puting the gang in gangbang with a fat chick.

3. Refusal to remove your dirty white socks while engaging in sexual intercourse with numerous partners.

"Well, the night Charles told me he loved Chamilla and not me, I was so distraught, I drove down to McDonalds and let some mexicans pull a Doordie on me, I didn't even take my socks off"

Extract from Martin Bashir's interview with Princess Diana, BBC news, 1993.

Doordie by FTJ_Admin July 16, 2008

The Cult Of Gault 

The oath sworn followers of the almighty Gault and the guardians of The Ladies. Those who are known to Party and have forsworn the herecy of Ramesh.

"C:\summon Cult Of Gault"

The Cult Of Gault by FTJ_Admin June 11, 2006

Champin' 

To take a picture of yourself in the same posture as the legendary ecko champ.

I put my hat on at a silly angle, lifted my shirt a little, you know, just champin'

Champin' by ftj_admin April 27, 2006

larry_bird forum

larry_bird forum:

To make a suggestion of cosmically disastrous proportions. For example; recommending buying shares in Enron.

The opposite to a car_forum.

Napoleon Bonaparte - "I don't care that it's winter, we're invading Russia"

Marshall Nay: "Your Highness, this is a larry_bird forum of an idea".

larry_bird forum by FTJ_Admin April 17, 2005

car_forum 

car_forum:

1: An suggestion of undoubted merrit, that will never come to fruition.

2: The opposite of a larry_bird forum

Kofi Annan: "Mr President, but what about erradicating 3rd World debt?"

George W Bush: "Let's face it Kofi, it's just a car_forum".

car_forum by FTJ_Admin April 17, 2005

Gault 

Gault noun: An omnipitant spiritual being, encapsulating the perfection of the human form.

Gault adjective: To get The Ladies and Party

"Praise be to Gault"

Gault by FTJ_Admin April 14, 2005

The Ladies

The female disciples of Gault, possibly belonging to the Cult Of Gault.

"Get The Ladies and Party"

The Ladies by FTJ_Admin April 14, 2005