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Chalkhand

When you slap somebody with a handful of dust
“I oughta chalkhand ya for the way you’re acting!”
by JayBon3 October 25, 2020
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ChaosHander

The ChaosHander Knewn as "Bass Canon" or Zweihander, is the blade of THE LEGEND, GIANT DAD, a pvp build from dark souls 1
Hey bro let me get the ChaosHander

Bruh, ur giant dad dont have ChaosHander
by dgc0312 May 11, 2022
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crackhand

A person who hangs around a crack dealer or user and does odd jobs for them in exchange for crack.
Why is he always with that crack dealer working on his car ? Oh,

that's his crackhand.
by fluffmcgruff October 16, 2016
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Chuckhandle

Manhandling another person by chucking or throwing them forcefully into another object or person.
My brother took the video game controller so I chuckhandled him into the wall.

Johnny Manziel was so pissed off he chuckhandled his girlfriend into the car window.
by mcamm September 16, 2016
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chalandae

Damn did you see chalandae her ass Fat
by J fona July 17, 2017
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Chathand

Chathand or chatcut is the expression used to describe internet chat lingo that is typed in shortcut, or shorthand form.

It's often an acronym of commonly used words. In more complex form, it can also be a word that sounds like a chathanded term as an acronym, as is defined by the example expressions given. It can also be a phonetically spelled variation of a word or acronym. There are many different expressions and variations, but all mostly originated from chatroom lingo.

Example:
-"1337" meaning "leet", or "elite", a term that originated from the movie "hackers", and is used as an expression to define a group or individual that is considered to be a hacker(s).

acronym form-
-"lol" meaning "laugh out loud"
-"brb" meaning "be right back"
-"fml" meaning "fuck my life"
-"omg" meaning "oh my god"
-"wtf" meaning "what the fuck"
-"ily" meaning "I love you"

complex acronym form-
(refer to acronym form for definitions)-
-"el oh el" meaning "lol"
-"bee ar bee" meaning "brb"
-"eff em el" meaning "fml"
-"oh em gee" meaning "omg"

phonetic form-
-"ur" meaning "you're" or "you are"
-"orly" meaning "Oh really?"
-"bai" meaning "bye"
-"ghey" meaning "homosexual"
Examples of chathand usage:

"Some people call it "speaking IM", others call it "bad grammar", for those that like semantics, it's called "chathand".

"FFS, carb0n and RF are crashing stickam again? wtf, they swear they are so 1337."

"Michy is hot as fawk, she says ily 2 me, I jizz in my pants."

"oh em geee, stfu and gtfo you perv, stop fucking IM'ing me!"

"o rly? how can I stfu in a chat where I'm not even talking, I'm typing u fucktard."

"fml, I had a test to study for and forgot."
by aliaz October 21, 2010
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chalkman

proper noun: a nick name for boxy people

origin: the guy from a picture in a sex ed book depicting a young student becoming aroused while picking up a dropped piece of chalk
Some1: The Chalkman's boxiness never ceases to amaze me!

Some2: Me neither.

Some3: Excuse, who is this chalkman of which you speak?

Some1: Go suque on a fire-hydrant.
by Some#1 September 5, 2006
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