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chalkman 

proper noun: a nick name for boxy people

origin: the guy from a picture in a sex ed book depicting a young student becoming aroused while picking up a dropped piece of chalk
Some1: The Chalkman's boxiness never ceases to amaze me!

Some2: Me neither.

Some3: Excuse, who is this chalkman of which you speak?

Some1: Go suque on a fire-hydrant.
chalkman by Some#1 September 5, 2006

Chalkland 

A place where gangs smoke cocane.
Don't go near chalkland!
Chalkland by IMakeGreatWords January 14, 2022
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Chalkhand 

When you slap somebody with a handful of dust
“I oughta chalkhand ya for the way you’re acting!”
Chalkhand by JayBon3 October 25, 2020

chalkmanship 

Having skill at writing on chalkboard
Look at her writing on the chalkboard. She has good chalkmanship
chalkmanship by CrazyWriter October 31, 2013

Chalkhands 

Wastes of human life who went to school to go to school and stayed there forever. They never participated in society or worked a day in their lives and are human garbage because of it.
1: That chalkhands professor assigns 1000 word reports every week in a 100-level class.
2: Wow they definitely are human garbage and clearly never contributed to society or ever broke a sweat.
Chalkhands by Radio DAWG December 20, 2022

Chalkpanzee 

A derogatory term for a white person (typically one with low IQ)
I can't believe Melvin's favourite 80's movie is Short Circuit! He really is a Chalkpanzee!
Chalkpanzee by XLightningStormL August 14, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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