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proper noun: a nick name for boxy people

origin: the guy from a picture in a sex ed book depicting a young student becoming aroused while picking up a dropped piece of chalk

Some1: The Chalkman's boxiness never ceases to amaze me!

Some2: Me neither.

Some3: Excuse, who is this chalkman of which you speak?

Some1: Go suque on a fire-hydrant.

chalkman by Some#1 September 5, 2006

Chalkland

A place where gangs smoke cocane.

Don't go near chalkland!

Chalkland by IMakeGreatWords January 14, 2022

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Chalkhand

When you slap somebody with a handful of dust

“I oughta chalkhand ya for the way you’re acting!”

Chalkhand by JayBon3 October 25, 2020

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chalkmanship

Having skill at writing on chalkboard

Look at her writing on the chalkboard. She has good chalkmanship

chalkmanship by CrazyWriter October 31, 2013

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Chalkhands

Wastes of human life who went to school to go to school and stayed there forever. They never participated in society or worked a day in their lives and are human garbage because of it.

1: That chalkhands professor assigns 1000 word reports every week in a 100-level class.
2: Wow they definitely are human garbage and clearly never contributed to society or ever broke a sweat.

Chalkhands by Radio DAWG December 20, 2022

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Chalkpanzee

A derogatory term for a white person (typically one with low IQ)

I can't believe Melvin's favourite 80's movie is Short Circuit! He really is a Chalkpanzee!

Chalkpanzee by XLightningStormL August 14, 2025

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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