chalkman

proper noun: a nick name for boxy people

origin: the guy from a picture in a sex ed book depicting a young student becoming aroused while picking up a dropped piece of chalk

Some1: The Chalkman's boxiness never ceases to amaze me!

Some2: Me neither.

Some3: Excuse, who is this chalkman of which you speak?

Some1: Go suque on a fire-hydrant.

by Some#1 September 5, 2006

Chalkland

A place where gangs smoke cocane.

Don't go near chalkland!

by IMakeGreatWords January 14, 2022

Chalkhand

When you slap somebody with a handful of dust

“I oughta chalkhand ya for the way you’re acting!”

by JayBon3 October 25, 2020

chalkmanship

Having skill at writing on chalkboard

Look at her writing on the chalkboard. She has good chalkmanship

by CrazyWriter October 31, 2013

Chalkhands

Wastes of human life who went to school to go to school and stayed there forever. They never participated in society or worked a day in their lives and are human garbage because of it.

1: That chalkhands professor assigns 1000 word reports every week in a 100-level class.
2: Wow they definitely are human garbage and clearly never contributed to society or ever broke a sweat.

by Radio DAWG December 20, 2022

Chalkpanzee

A derogatory term for a white person (typically one with low IQ)

I can't believe Melvin's favourite 80's movie is Short Circuit! He really is a Chalkpanzee!

by XLightningStormL August 14, 2025