Chalhoubed 

1. The act of spraying bodily fluids (i.e. male sperm) on a individuals face. See cumshot.

2. The act of being out of thinking.

1. Bro I chalhoubed all over that chick's face last night.

2. My mistake man I wasn't thinking, my mind was chalhoubed.

Chalhoubed by Notyomomma56 October 28, 2021

Chalhoub

Chalhoub means powerful and fearless. No one would dare to mess with a chalhoub because if you mess with one of them you get all of them.

1.Look it's a Chalhoub
2.All hail Chalhoub

Chalhoub by GCFREEZE63 May 8, 2022

Calhouned  

To overdue something, add unneccesary effort, or to blow it out of proportion.

Liz calhouned our social studies project, writing notecards, making a powerpoint, hiring a marching band and getting Bob Barker as an announcer for our presenation on Moday.

Calhouned by Becks Grevau June 5, 2007

Shalhoubed

In reference to actor Tony Shalhoub's preformance in 'Men In Black' where his head is blown off, this is the state of being very very high as though your head is messed up.

I can't drive to McDonalds, after smoking that joint I am totally shalhoubed

Shalhoubed by Mo Stone February 3, 2008

Calhouned 

When you make an agreement and everything is set in stone, and then somehow someway you end up agreeing to something totally different, but you have no idea what you actually agreed to.

I went to the dealership to buy this new car but somehow I got Calhouned and now I own a jet ski somehow.

Calhouned by franky4568 May 8, 2014

Calhouned 

The act of posting on Facebook how much you love your job only to find out you have been fired again.

Brad posted on Facebook how much he loved his job only to find out he had been Calhouned

Calhouned by molinerat December 28, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005