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Shalhoubed

In reference to actor Tony Shalhoub's preformance in 'Men In Black' where his head is blown off, this is the state of being very very high as though your head is messed up.
I can't drive to McDonalds, after smoking that joint I am totally shalhoubed
Shalhoubed by Mo Stone February 3, 2008

mark shalhoub 

One thicc bih who looooooovess Eating italian potato foods
mark shalhoub by OneThiccDill November 29, 2017
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tony shalhoub 

A lebanese actor with a badass 5 o clock shadow. He is somewhat better than Bob Saget and is constantly winning over audiences with his nice guy persona and witty charm.
Oh man, my girlfriend cheated on me two weeks ago at that party!
No way man...with who??
Tony Shalhoub.
OH RIGHT ON
YEAH I KNOW
tony shalhoub by Bob OC Sluts June 29, 2005

shalhoub 

has nothing to do with the actor. he is a very respected man.a derogatory statementyou can use the word around adults and they have no idea you are making fun of them.
Did you see that john ziegler interview? yeah what a shalhoub.
shalhoub by charliefnhodge1 March 6, 2009

Shalhoub 

another way of saying o.c.d. Named after Tony Shalhoub in the tv show Monk.
that guy organizing his closet is so shalhoub!
Shalhoub by tb123 March 12, 2009

Chalhoubed 

1. The act of spraying bodily fluids (i.e. male sperm) on a individuals face. See cumshot.

2. The act of being out of thinking.
1. Bro I chalhoubed all over that chick's face last night.

2. My mistake man I wasn't thinking, my mind was chalhoubed.
Chalhoubed by Notyomomma56 October 28, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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