A reference to those in administrative duties. More specifically those who completed ranger school and got thier ranger tab just so they could go back and push a pencil for more money.

Tom> That guy in ranger school, Jimmy, did he go 3/75 ?

Sam> Yea but he's a damn chairborne over in admin., Pushin a damn pencil!

(Jimmy comes walking by)

Tom> Hey Jimmy, Chairborne Ranger All The Way!

Jimmy> Hey fuck off.

Chairborne Ranger by johnnyboyLB October 3, 2008

Chairborne Ranger

Derogatory term for military personnel who work at the Pentagon. Typically overweight officers who have forgotten what it's like to be a "Joe" or a "Grunt" and try to influence affairs that they know little about or are misinformed of.

Look at that damn Chairborne Ranger trying to tell us what rifle is best for our soldiers. He wasn't even in the infantry!

Chairborne Ranger by Marine2012 January 4, 2009

Chairborne Ranger

1) Any and all Airforce personel
2) A wanna-be soldier who has not/will not enlist in the military and/or plays too many FPS

"Damn Johnny is busting out no-scopes left and right" "Thats becuase he's a Chairborne Ranger"

Chairborne Ranger by R3dundantC January 14, 2008

101st Chairborne

Term referring to bloggers, generally right-wing, who enthusiastically support war, destruction, and mayhem from the safety of their home. 21st century version of the chickenhawk.

Alternative terms include 101st Fighting Keyboarders, the Keyboard Kommandoes, the Basement Brigades, and the Fighting Hellmice.

Anthem of the 101st Chairborne:
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Cheezy-Puffs"

101st Chairborne by Hann1bal January 24, 2010

Word of the Day on July 15, 2025

Chairbound

Someone so high they can't physically get up.

Guy 1: Get up!! We need to go to Mcdonalds!

Guy 2: Can't, I'm chairbound.

Guy 1: Understandable.

Chairbound by Insullent Productions March 25, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026